"Trust I'm not remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is."
Is about where we were before my livejournaling went to shit. For the record, the above statement
wasnt the reason for my lapse as it hadn't been a spectacular month at the time, but it had potential, and I
was expecting to bust out a nice looking graph at the end.

I promptly ran into a brick wall, and began the start of my largest downswing to date. Fortunately I had already
purchased "Laptop Implosion" with my Frequent Player Points along with the velor robe, and the second my
computer sensed my bankroll was in danger she took it to the face, and pulled her own plug for me.
"OPHELIA OPHELIA" I yelled. "DONT LEAVE ME!! I NEED TO RECOUP!!!!"
"Userinit.exe Apllication Error" she mumbled, which I think in computer talk means "I'm dying", or "I'm dead", or
"You can turn me on, but you can't use me".
"But what if I Ctrl+Alt+Del and navigate FTP through Windows Task Manager!?"
The power of the downswing far outweigh the sacrifices made by a protective appliance. It worked, but i felt a
little dirty violating an otherwise functionless device....at first.
I played, ran horrendously, took a few days off, rinse repeat until I fulfilled the prophecy and dropped 35 large
AS SEEN HERE!


At this point I withdrew a sizable portion of my bankroll, and took my aggression out on the Dallas Cowboys,
where my Madden Franchise the "Windy City Niggapleeze" would steamroll to a 98-3 victory. Sister Fister would
have a career day sacking Tony Romo 12 times, with respectable performances also coming from Mamamade
Ubreakfast, Mosquito Vagina, Sassy Manhandler,and Heuvos Verrrrga.
I would play sparingly throughout Aug. and September, still logging on to FTP through Task Manager playing
mainly 15/30-30/60. Final Tabling Razz Ftops contributed an additional 2k to the roll and a tingly warm feeling
from all the support that came from the rail. I wasnt in the mood however to start grindmode again so results
were lackluster, and as follows:
Aug

Sept.

With some help from rakeback, surely.
I'm not sure if I've nailed home the point that, regarding my laptop, nothing else really useful worked anymore
( internet ), and THAT is the reason for my lack of update.
Dropped 35k.
Ophelia is a vegetable.
October update coming soon.
<3 <3 <3 ghost
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is."
Is about where we were before my livejournaling went to shit. For the record, the above statement
wasnt the reason for my lapse as it hadn't been a spectacular month at the time, but it had potential, and I
was expecting to bust out a nice looking graph at the end.

I promptly ran into a brick wall, and began the start of my largest downswing to date. Fortunately I had already
purchased "Laptop Implosion" with my Frequent Player Points along with the velor robe, and the second my
computer sensed my bankroll was in danger she took it to the face, and pulled her own plug for me.
"OPHELIA OPHELIA" I yelled. "DONT LEAVE ME!! I NEED TO RECOUP!!!!"
"Userinit.exe Apllication Error" she mumbled, which I think in computer talk means "I'm dying", or "I'm dead", or
"You can turn me on, but you can't use me".
"But what if I Ctrl+Alt+Del and navigate FTP through Windows Task Manager!?"
The power of the downswing far outweigh the sacrifices made by a protective appliance. It worked, but i felt a
little dirty violating an otherwise functionless device....at first.
I played, ran horrendously, took a few days off, rinse repeat until I fulfilled the prophecy and dropped 35 large
AS SEEN HERE!


At this point I withdrew a sizable portion of my bankroll, and took my aggression out on the Dallas Cowboys,
where my Madden Franchise the "Windy City Niggapleeze" would steamroll to a 98-3 victory. Sister Fister would
have a career day sacking Tony Romo 12 times, with respectable performances also coming from Mamamade
Ubreakfast, Mosquito Vagina, Sassy Manhandler,and Heuvos Verrrrga.
I would play sparingly throughout Aug. and September, still logging on to FTP through Task Manager playing
mainly 15/30-30/60. Final Tabling Razz Ftops contributed an additional 2k to the roll and a tingly warm feeling
from all the support that came from the rail. I wasnt in the mood however to start grindmode again so results
were lackluster, and as follows:
Aug

Sept.

With some help from rakeback, surely.
I'm not sure if I've nailed home the point that, regarding my laptop, nothing else really useful worked anymore
( internet ), and THAT is the reason for my lack of update.
Dropped 35k.
Ophelia is a vegetable.
October update coming soon.
<3 <3 <3 ghost
Generally a lack of update tends to mean the worst right!? Suckers....To be honest I've just
not been in the writing mood. Going from mildly entertaining ( with a strong possibility of not
being entertaining at all ) and uninformative, to being all serious ( with no chance of anyone being
entertained ) and uninformative made me depressed for the handful of people who may read
this, but surely don't now that I've gone all stagnant.
Since I've successfully abandoned another batch of potential readers, nothing seems more fun than
a bland 3am update of last months exploits, minus a fresh recollection of anything that happened
outside of Pokergrapher.
Here's what I remember:

+$22,656 Razz
+ $350 Rakeback
+ $350 Profit Share
+ $100 Mtt Profit
- $300 Profit Share
= $23,156 = Mtts are a waste of time especially when you're not focusing on just the Mtt
thus pissing away money along with value to be had from playing cash. This has been the case
especially in July; watching my once respectable ITM spiral downwards. Trust I'm not
remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is.
-ghost
not been in the writing mood. Going from mildly entertaining ( with a strong possibility of not
being entertaining at all ) and uninformative, to being all serious ( with no chance of anyone being
entertained ) and uninformative made me depressed for the handful of people who may read
this, but surely don't now that I've gone all stagnant.
Since I've successfully abandoned another batch of potential readers, nothing seems more fun than
a bland 3am update of last months exploits, minus a fresh recollection of anything that happened
outside of Pokergrapher.
Here's what I remember:

+$22,656 Razz
+ $350 Rakeback
+ $350 Profit Share
+ $100 Mtt Profit
- $300 Profit Share
= $23,156 = Mtts are a waste of time especially when you're not focusing on just the Mtt
thus pissing away money along with value to be had from playing cash. This has been the case
especially in July; watching my once respectable ITM spiral downwards. Trust I'm not
remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is.
-ghost
Kinda just wanted to update...Not so much rant. Ran insanely well in stud8 for 2k at 38bb/100 and not well
at all against some really soft razz tables, so im happy overall with the outcome of the last eight days played.
Tay shipped $350 in a profit share and fucking won another 1.8 the next day following the trend of karmic
reimbursement that occurs when someone makes me money ( re: 2 posts back ). Also FT an O8 tourney
before being quartered and then scooped by some station who, of course, proceeded to spew all of my chips
over he next 5 minutes in a manor Rip Taylor would envy.
Effing SWONGS:

-ghost
at all against some really soft razz tables, so im happy overall with the outcome of the last eight days played.
Tay shipped $350 in a profit share and fucking won another 1.8 the next day following the trend of karmic
reimbursement that occurs when someone makes me money ( re: 2 posts back ). Also FT an O8 tourney
before being quartered and then scooped by some station who, of course, proceeded to spew all of my chips
over he next 5 minutes in a manor Rip Taylor would envy.
Effing SWONGS:

-ghost
If I saw you in front of me I'd probably just stand there laughing...for several reasons, but mostly
because I'd just be so delighted to have the opportunity to do so many unspeakable things
I wouldn't know where to start. When I was through laughing I'd punch myself in he face out of sheer
delirium most likely repeatedly until I passed out, thus resulting in you winning once again. You
would leave the location, and show up in the same spot 10 minutes later dressed differently, as you
habitually do online via account switch( I picture you wearing sweaters and Lycra, and changing into
a wet suit or being ignorantly naked, unaware, thinking no one notices ). When I die, and shit myself,
they will say I Wildcat roman numeral two-ed. You are my death turd.
So I cant beat this god fucking awful player to save my life. It's no secret. I used to go over hands, and
force everyone within online proximity to witness them with me, but I've been lazy lately, and am thinking
I *MIGHT* need to adjust some. I know he knows my game well enough, and he's changed some ( him
hitting every 7th has not changed ), but instead of running away from me, as was the past, he's sticking
around. That means the world is not right.
He put a little dent ( mostly with the last 7th St. of th match ) in a moderately successful return back to
50/100 razz. I woke up I think around 11pm on the 2nd and decided if I won a few buy ins at 15/30 I'd
head up there and see what follows, and the rest is ehhh 30 minutes of history with an unknown. I booked
a 1,650 win there and donated $70 to a railbird I promised 5/bb won as clearly I wasn't thinking straight.
Logged some 30/60 the day before and some thousand hands of 8/16 - 20/40 in between resulting in
this graph

Amid my Wildcat number two ass-pounding, I heatered in the Razz 5k before being crippled by
a total moron on the following hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686218836: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 2000/4000 Ante 300 - Limit Razz - 0:41:18 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (18,633)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (33,108)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (1,847)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (71,746)
her ghost antes 300
TheOrginalLP antes 300
HERITAGEM antes 300
crazykid8 antes 300
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h] [6c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [6h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc]
crazykid8 is high with [Qc]
crazykid8 brings in for 600
her ghost completes it to 2,000
TheOrginalLP folds
HERITAGEM calls 1,547, and is all in
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 calls 1,400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c] [8d]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s] [Kd]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc] [7h]
her ghost bets 2,000
crazykid8 calls 2,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d] [Qd]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd] [9s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h] [Td]
her ghost bets 4,000
crazykid8 calls 4,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd] [Kh]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd 9s] [6s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h Td] [5c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd Kh] [4c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 4,000 returned to crazykid8
crazykid8 wins the side pot (20,906)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazykid8 shows [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] T,7,5,4,A
HERITAGEM shows [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] 9,6,5,3,A
HERITAGEM wins the main pot (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,747 Main pot 5,841. Side pot 20,906. | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM showed [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] and won (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
Seat 6: crazykid8 showed [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] and won (20,906) with T,7,5,4,A
iStackBooks (Observer): no fking way
Way, my friend. Then I bust out in proper form ( fittingly enough it's the bring in again )
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686561539: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 3000/6000 Ante 500 - Limit Razz - 1:12:39 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (9,432)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (47,267)
Seat 3: riverknight (10,112)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (52,137)
Seat 5: canibetnow (17,461)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (19,548)
Seat 7: shamrock833 (54,043)
her ghost antes 500
TheOrginalLP antes 500
riverknight antes 500
HERITAGEM antes 500
canibetnow antes 500
crazykid8 antes 500
shamrock833 antes 500
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h] [4c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [Ah]
Dealt to riverknight [8h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [5h]
Dealt to canibetnow [8c]
Dealt to crazykid8 [2s]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d]
shamrock833 is high with [9d]
her ghost has been disconnected
shamrock833 brings in for 1,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has reconnected
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 3,000
TheOrginalLP folds
riverknight folds
HERITAGEM has 15 seconds left to act
HERITAGEM folds
canibetnow folds
crazykid8 folds
shamrock833 calls 2,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c] [5d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d] [3c]
her ghost bets 3,000
ClarkAS (Observer): hold
shamrock833 calls 3,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d] [Jd]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d 3c] [Td]
shamrock833 checks
CUatdaRiva (Observer): congrats dave
her ghost bets 2,932, and is all in
shamrock833 calls 2,932
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd]
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd] [Jh]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td] [Qs]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh] [2d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs] [4s]
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] J,5,4,2,A
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] 9,7,6,4,3
shamrock833 wins the pot (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,364 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] and lost with J,5,4,2,A
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: riverknight folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: canibetnow folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: crazykid8 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: shamrock833 showed [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] and won (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
Ship the frustration.
-ghost
because I'd just be so delighted to have the opportunity to do so many unspeakable things
I wouldn't know where to start. When I was through laughing I'd punch myself in he face out of sheer
delirium most likely repeatedly until I passed out, thus resulting in you winning once again. You
would leave the location, and show up in the same spot 10 minutes later dressed differently, as you
habitually do online via account switch( I picture you wearing sweaters and Lycra, and changing into
a wet suit or being ignorantly naked, unaware, thinking no one notices ). When I die, and shit myself,
they will say I Wildcat roman numeral two-ed. You are my death turd.
So I cant beat this god fucking awful player to save my life. It's no secret. I used to go over hands, and
force everyone within online proximity to witness them with me, but I've been lazy lately, and am thinking
I *MIGHT* need to adjust some. I know he knows my game well enough, and he's changed some ( him
hitting every 7th has not changed ), but instead of running away from me, as was the past, he's sticking
around. That means the world is not right.
He put a little dent ( mostly with the last 7th St. of th match ) in a moderately successful return back to
50/100 razz. I woke up I think around 11pm on the 2nd and decided if I won a few buy ins at 15/30 I'd
head up there and see what follows, and the rest is ehhh 30 minutes of history with an unknown. I booked
a 1,650 win there and donated $70 to a railbird I promised 5/bb won as clearly I wasn't thinking straight.
Logged some 30/60 the day before and some thousand hands of 8/16 - 20/40 in between resulting in
this graph

Amid my Wildcat number two ass-pounding, I heatered in the Razz 5k before being crippled by
a total moron on the following hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686218836: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 2000/4000 Ante 300 - Limit Razz - 0:41:18 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (18,633)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (33,108)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (1,847)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (71,746)
her ghost antes 300
TheOrginalLP antes 300
HERITAGEM antes 300
crazykid8 antes 300
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h] [6c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [6h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc]
crazykid8 is high with [Qc]
crazykid8 brings in for 600
her ghost completes it to 2,000
TheOrginalLP folds
HERITAGEM calls 1,547, and is all in
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 calls 1,400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c] [8d]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s] [Kd]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc] [7h]
her ghost bets 2,000
crazykid8 calls 2,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d] [Qd]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd] [9s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h] [Td]
her ghost bets 4,000
crazykid8 calls 4,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd] [Kh]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd 9s] [6s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h Td] [5c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd Kh] [4c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 4,000 returned to crazykid8
crazykid8 wins the side pot (20,906)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazykid8 shows [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] T,7,5,4,A
HERITAGEM shows [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] 9,6,5,3,A
HERITAGEM wins the main pot (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,747 Main pot 5,841. Side pot 20,906. | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM showed [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] and won (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
Seat 6: crazykid8 showed [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] and won (20,906) with T,7,5,4,A
iStackBooks (Observer): no fking way
Way, my friend. Then I bust out in proper form ( fittingly enough it's the bring in again )
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686561539: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 3000/6000 Ante 500 - Limit Razz - 1:12:39 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (9,432)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (47,267)
Seat 3: riverknight (10,112)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (52,137)
Seat 5: canibetnow (17,461)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (19,548)
Seat 7: shamrock833 (54,043)
her ghost antes 500
TheOrginalLP antes 500
riverknight antes 500
HERITAGEM antes 500
canibetnow antes 500
crazykid8 antes 500
shamrock833 antes 500
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h] [4c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [Ah]
Dealt to riverknight [8h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [5h]
Dealt to canibetnow [8c]
Dealt to crazykid8 [2s]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d]
shamrock833 is high with [9d]
her ghost has been disconnected
shamrock833 brings in for 1,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has reconnected
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 3,000
TheOrginalLP folds
riverknight folds
HERITAGEM has 15 seconds left to act
HERITAGEM folds
canibetnow folds
crazykid8 folds
shamrock833 calls 2,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c] [5d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d] [3c]
her ghost bets 3,000
ClarkAS (Observer): hold
shamrock833 calls 3,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d] [Jd]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d 3c] [Td]
shamrock833 checks
CUatdaRiva (Observer): congrats dave
her ghost bets 2,932, and is all in
shamrock833 calls 2,932
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd]
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd] [Jh]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td] [Qs]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh] [2d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs] [4s]
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] J,5,4,2,A
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] 9,7,6,4,3
shamrock833 wins the pot (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,364 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] and lost with J,5,4,2,A
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: riverknight folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: canibetnow folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: crazykid8 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: shamrock833 showed [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] and won (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
Ship the frustration.
-ghost
Another Ftops has passed, and the pattern hasn't changed remotely. Tons of great starting hands that
connect with nothing, or don't improve, coinciding with fishy tables resulting in the equivalent of a poker
cock-tease. I can't believe I just wrote that. Fortunately for me I have talented friends willing to swap a piece
of action here and there. I'm not familiar with the level of disclosure needed in this instance so we'll call this
player " A gigantic malicious blood thirsty panda who never sleeps unless that's the format required to
destroy everything in its path," or " ' " for short. Basically, apostrophe netted me 3k by being a badass. Way
to go apostrophe! Now he's angry panda-ing everything that gets in his way I think in small part due to
the karma of making my month slightly more tolerable.
Stressful tourney month ended ( they end for me after the mixed games are through ), I bumped into a
cool girl, and hibernated the rest of the month. So if you're looking for results, you've come to the wrong place.
You'll need to scout the large dangerous mammals block of your zoo, and hope they know how to use Poker
Grapher. Also, sorry for the lack of updates.

I think I payed $200 of my own money for all the tournies ( satelliting into the rest ) and have $300 left in
T$ now, so with tourney wins I'll assume I profited $1400 ish in tournaments from my 2 second places
below in total. Sooooo figures are:
Razz $3,500
Profit Share $3,000
MTTs $1,400
Rakeback $1,000
Handouts -200
Limit08 -100
Ftops Sanity - 1,234,234,234,234
After writing off sanity we're at $8,600 on the month. Hot damn!
-ghost
connect with nothing, or don't improve, coinciding with fishy tables resulting in the equivalent of a poker
cock-tease. I can't believe I just wrote that. Fortunately for me I have talented friends willing to swap a piece
of action here and there. I'm not familiar with the level of disclosure needed in this instance so we'll call this
player " A gigantic malicious blood thirsty panda who never sleeps unless that's the format required to
destroy everything in its path," or " ' " for short. Basically, apostrophe netted me 3k by being a badass. Way
to go apostrophe! Now he's angry panda-ing everything that gets in his way I think in small part due to
the karma of making my month slightly more tolerable.
Stressful tourney month ended ( they end for me after the mixed games are through ), I bumped into a
cool girl, and hibernated the rest of the month. So if you're looking for results, you've come to the wrong place.
You'll need to scout the large dangerous mammals block of your zoo, and hope they know how to use Poker
Grapher. Also, sorry for the lack of updates.

I think I payed $200 of my own money for all the tournies ( satelliting into the rest ) and have $300 left in
T$ now, so with tourney wins I'll assume I profited $1400 ish in tournaments from my 2 second places
below in total. Sooooo figures are:
Razz $3,500
Profit Share $3,000
MTTs $1,400
Rakeback $1,000
Handouts -200
Limit08 -100
Ftops Sanity - 1,234,234,234,234
After writing off sanity we're at $8,600 on the month. Hot damn!
-ghost
HAY GURL, how you doin!? I'm goood. It's rainin like a muhfuckka outside, figured I'd pop in an show
y'all niggaz what's hot.
Cash aint doin NOTHIN this month ( Hammen't played foa minute ). It's May and errbody knows May
is all bout the FULL TILT OF POKER SURRIES. Y'all feel me!? So pop the Cris an listen to this.
I am so GOT DAMN TIRED of taking secon place.
"Secon place inna FTOPS event!? That shit pays 40 large! "
Nigga HELL NO! I been practicin the lil ones to get in shape for the big ones, an my black ass cant
catch a mutha fukkin break heads up. Lemme break it down.
So your gurl be crackin the final table. Jus bowlin muhfuckkas over...raisin this an shovin that.
Got my niggas on the rail shoutin an droppin VII's. Fo you know it, it's down to me an this one
fool, CrakkaCountry or some shit, fuck I dont give a fuck. I'm droppin bombs. His face be all swelled
up an he's like " Omg no more. I just want to go back to my family and eat ham sandwiches then
perform missionary intercourse on my wife with most of my clothes on." Don't worry baby, momma
goin make it nice an quick...BAM MOTHA FUKKA what do you THINK about THAT!? Then comes
some BULL SHIT.He raises it up preflop and i see that Ace six keezy keezy. I'm like HOLLA!!!!
We get that shit all in and this is what happens.

Alright alright I can handle this. Momma used to give me similar beats when I used her curlers
without permission. Aint no thang. Few hands later I'm finnin to put this white boy outta his misery.
KT62 double suited, that is a hand that CANT be refuted. I pop that shit from the button, an he calls.
Flop is QT4 spades, an you KNOW I gots me summa them. He donks out for half his stack, an I
shove the rest thinkin black is gonna take me home, but what I saw blew my ass back across the Mississppi.

Gurl I am NOT a violent person, but if I EVER run into CrakkaCountry on the streets i will BEAT him
down 431,160 times until he has an ass full of fours.
Here's that raw shit:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344490892: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:10:52 ET - 2008/05/09
vetiver (Observer): yesss
Seat 5: her ghost (356,790)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (117,210)
CntryBoy posts the small blind of 8,000
her ghost posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy raises to 48,000
her ghost raises to 144,000
CntryBoy calls 69,210, and is all in
her ghost shows [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy shows [9h 6h 9s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 26,790 returned to her ghost
*** FLOP *** [6c 4h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 4h 9c] [4c]
vetiver (Observer): KKKKKK
*** RIVER *** [6c 4h 9c 4c] [Js]
her ghost shows two pair, Kings and Fours, for high
CntryBoy shows a full house, Nines full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (234,420) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): wtf man
ClarkAS (Observer): omfg
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 234,420 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 4h 9c 4c Js]
Seat 5: her ghost (big blind) showed [As Kc 6d Kd] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (small blind) showed [9h 6h 9s Ah] and won (234,420) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Fours
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344493697: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:11:26 ET - 2008/05/09
Seat 5: her ghost (215,580)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (258,420)
her ghost posts the small blind of 8,000
CntryBoy posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [Th 6s Ks 2h]
her ghost raises to 48,000
CntryBoy calls 32,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s Qs]
CntryBoy bets 96,000
her ghost raises to 167,580, and is all in
CntryBoy calls 71,580
her ghost shows [Th 6s Ks 2h]
CntryBoy shows [5s 5h 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s Qs] [5c]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s Qs 5c] [4d]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost shows two pair, Tens and Fours, for high
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
CntryBoy shows a full house, Fives full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (431,160) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost stands up
CntryBoy stands up
ClarkAS (Observer): QRIASFASKASJF
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 431,160 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s Qs 5c 4d]
Seat 5: her ghost (small blind) showed [Th 6s Ks 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (big blind) showed [5s 5h 3d Jh] and won (431,160) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Fours

So secon place again. Third fuckin time in a row. An don't let me get started on my first FTOPS.
Nigga that shit was fouler than a Clarkas analogy.
Meanwhile I won me a seat into Razz an O8 with $200 in Ts to spare. Here's that graff.

-gizzizzost
y'all niggaz what's hot.
Cash aint doin NOTHIN this month ( Hammen't played foa minute ). It's May and errbody knows May
is all bout the FULL TILT OF POKER SURRIES. Y'all feel me!? So pop the Cris an listen to this.
I am so GOT DAMN TIRED of taking secon place.
"Secon place inna FTOPS event!? That shit pays 40 large! "
Nigga HELL NO! I been practicin the lil ones to get in shape for the big ones, an my black ass cant
catch a mutha fukkin break heads up. Lemme break it down.
So your gurl be crackin the final table. Jus bowlin muhfuckkas over...raisin this an shovin that.
Got my niggas on the rail shoutin an droppin VII's. Fo you know it, it's down to me an this one
fool, CrakkaCountry or some shit, fuck I dont give a fuck. I'm droppin bombs. His face be all swelled
up an he's like " Omg no more. I just want to go back to my family and eat ham sandwiches then
perform missionary intercourse on my wife with most of my clothes on." Don't worry baby, momma
goin make it nice an quick...BAM MOTHA FUKKA what do you THINK about THAT!? Then comes
some BULL SHIT.He raises it up preflop and i see that Ace six keezy keezy. I'm like HOLLA!!!!
We get that shit all in and this is what happens.

Alright alright I can handle this. Momma used to give me similar beats when I used her curlers
without permission. Aint no thang. Few hands later I'm finnin to put this white boy outta his misery.
KT62 double suited, that is a hand that CANT be refuted. I pop that shit from the button, an he calls.
Flop is QT4 spades, an you KNOW I gots me summa them. He donks out for half his stack, an I
shove the rest thinkin black is gonna take me home, but what I saw blew my ass back across the Mississppi.

Gurl I am NOT a violent person, but if I EVER run into CrakkaCountry on the streets i will BEAT him
down 431,160 times until he has an ass full of fours.
Here's that raw shit:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344490892: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:10:52 ET - 2008/05/09
vetiver (Observer): yesss
Seat 5: her ghost (356,790)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (117,210)
CntryBoy posts the small blind of 8,000
her ghost posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy raises to 48,000
her ghost raises to 144,000
CntryBoy calls 69,210, and is all in
her ghost shows [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy shows [9h 6h 9s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 26,790 returned to her ghost
*** FLOP *** [6c 4h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 4h 9c] [4c]
vetiver (Observer): KKKKKK
*** RIVER *** [6c 4h 9c 4c] [Js]
her ghost shows two pair, Kings and Fours, for high
CntryBoy shows a full house, Nines full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (234,420) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): wtf man
ClarkAS (Observer): omfg
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 234,420 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 4h 9c 4c Js]
Seat 5: her ghost (big blind) showed [As Kc 6d Kd] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (small blind) showed [9h 6h 9s Ah] and won (234,420) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Fours
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344493697: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:11:26 ET - 2008/05/09
Seat 5: her ghost (215,580)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (258,420)
her ghost posts the small blind of 8,000
CntryBoy posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [Th 6s Ks 2h]
her ghost raises to 48,000
CntryBoy calls 32,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s Qs]
CntryBoy bets 96,000
her ghost raises to 167,580, and is all in
CntryBoy calls 71,580
her ghost shows [Th 6s Ks 2h]
CntryBoy shows [5s 5h 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s Qs] [5c]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s Qs 5c] [4d]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost shows two pair, Tens and Fours, for high
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
CntryBoy shows a full house, Fives full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (431,160) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost stands up
CntryBoy stands up
ClarkAS (Observer): QRIASFASKASJF
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 431,160 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s Qs 5c 4d]
Seat 5: her ghost (small blind) showed [Th 6s Ks 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (big blind) showed [5s 5h 3d Jh] and won (431,160) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Fours

So secon place again. Third fuckin time in a row. An don't let me get started on my first FTOPS.
Nigga that shit was fouler than a Clarkas analogy.
Meanwhile I won me a seat into Razz an O8 with $200 in Ts to spare. Here's that graff.

-gizzizzost
Razz went horribly ( ran bad/played bad ), but i managed to quit before it got out of control. lost 2.5 buy ins and couldnt catch a break. Fortunately tournaments made up the difference. I took 3rd in a ftops sat where MattyDC survived all 7 times he was all in ( including one where he tripled up ) i think 5 or 6 were against me, and went 1-2 in hands where an opponent was all in. Me in this case.
Final tabled the Horse 4k with Cobrakai111 who lost a race on the river busting 4th. My opponent I'm pretty sure was clueless and just raised/called his way to a win. Here are the 3 big hands of the match. The first, given how he played later shouldve been a bet 6th and a check call by me on 7th i suppose but oh well. The last hand I could've picked a better spot but I figured I'd push any small edge before we got to LHE which is my weakest game. Oh well...Maybe ended down 100ish on the day.
1st hand is the hand I played wrong
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267877314: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:37:16 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (98,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (189,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d] [6s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d]
her ghost is low with [6s]
her ghost: vgg
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s] [6c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d] [Jd]
her ghost bets 6,000
Maddox_hold (Observer): gg
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c] [Ac]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d Jd] [Qs]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c Ac] [Jh]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d Jd Qs] [7c]
her ghost checks
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost calls 12,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c Ac Jh] [Qh]
her ghost checks
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has requested TIME
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 12,000 returned to PetrosMiyagi
PetrosMiyagi mucks
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (74,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 74,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi collected (74,000), mucked
2nd Hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267898707: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:40:04 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (82,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (205,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h] [6s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s]
her ghost is low with [6s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s] [6c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s] [5h]
vetiver (Observer): COMEBACK CITY
her ghost bets 6,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c] [5c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s 5h] [Jc]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c 5c] [9d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s 5h Jc] [4h]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c 5c 9d] [9h]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
her ghost shows [9h 3s 6s 6c 5c 9d 3h] two pair, Nines and Sixes, for high
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ad Jd 7s 5h Jc 4h 4c] two pair, Jacks and Fours, for high
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (98,000) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 98,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [9h 3s 6s 6c 5c 9d 3h] and lost with HI: two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi showed [Ad Jd 7s 5h Jc 4h 4c] and won (98,000) with HI: two pair, Jacks and Fours
Last hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267906481: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:41:05 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (28,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (259,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c] [4s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h]
her ghost is low with [4s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost raises to 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s] [7c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h] [Ah]
PetrosMiyagi checks
her ghost bets 6,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c] [Kh]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h Ah] [Qd]
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost calls 9,628, and is all in
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd]
her ghost shows [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh]
Uncalled bet of 2,372 returned to PetrosMiyagi
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh] [3d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd] [5h]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d] [5d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h] [8s]
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h 8s] a pair of Eights, for high
her ghost shows [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d 5d] a pair of Fours, for high
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (57,256) with a pair of Eights
her ghost stands up
PetrosMiyagi stands up
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57,256 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d 5d] and lost with HI: a pair of Fours
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi showed [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h 8s] and won (57,256) with HI: a pair of Eights
Need to stop taking 2nd in these! Good luck!
-ghost
I stopped posting mainly because I was still multitabling PLO and wasn't into
reviewing those sessions. 5 days back, after playing like shit and running like shit,
I stopped fighting Omaha and focused on Razz ( mostly heads up and shorthanded ).
Still ran like garbage, but did a decent job exploiting poor play by others grinding
up a bit as a result.
I really wanted to make PLO my focus, but razz has been making money so I guess I'm
playing May by ear. I WILL NOT be playing more than 2 tables of Omaha at once next
month unless I'm suddenly feeling amazing about my game ( or playing ultra low limits ).
Here are the month's graphs:
Omaha



BLARGHHHHH EPIC FAIL!
Razz


I'm not sure how i did exactly in tournaments. Same amount of tokens, and the T$ is
essentially invested in a Ftops Razz seat for May...I'll guess maybe up $200 ish overall. so.....
Razz: $7,340
Rakeback: $840
Mtts: $200
- 1,750 PLO
= $6,630
Half way to the month I'd like. Here's to May! GOOD LUCK!
-ghost
reviewing those sessions. 5 days back, after playing like shit and running like shit,
I stopped fighting Omaha and focused on Razz ( mostly heads up and shorthanded ).
Still ran like garbage, but did a decent job exploiting poor play by others grinding
up a bit as a result.
I really wanted to make PLO my focus, but razz has been making money so I guess I'm
playing May by ear. I WILL NOT be playing more than 2 tables of Omaha at once next
month unless I'm suddenly feeling amazing about my game ( or playing ultra low limits ).
Here are the month's graphs:
Omaha



BLARGHHHHH EPIC FAIL!
Razz


I'm not sure how i did exactly in tournaments. Same amount of tokens, and the T$ is
essentially invested in a Ftops Razz seat for May...I'll guess maybe up $200 ish overall. so.....
Razz: $7,340
Rakeback: $840
Mtts: $200
- 1,750 PLO
= $6,630
Half way to the month I'd like. Here's to May! GOOD LUCK!
-ghost
Guess I had it coming.

Time to drop back down.
**updated

-ghost

Time to drop back down.
**updated

-ghost
Pokerhand is going all screwy again so I guess I'll not bother with the hands I've saved. Omaha is just a mindfuck
right now. I'll be thrilled to turn a profit for the month there, and I'll only be 2 tabling it until that time comes.
I really shouldn't bother setting goals for myself since I deviate too often. In this case I feel it's in my best interest
however as Razz has been good to me. Here are the graphs for the last 9 days.
PLO

Razz

Good luck!
- ghost
right now. I'll be thrilled to turn a profit for the month there, and I'll only be 2 tabling it until that time comes.
I really shouldn't bother setting goals for myself since I deviate too often. In this case I feel it's in my best interest
however as Razz has been good to me. Here are the graphs for the last 9 days.
PLO

Razz

Good luck!
- ghost
I'm in wisconsin celebrating my birthday with family. There's no internet here
so I headed down to Barnes and Nobles and bought 2 hours of leeching time. I spent
an hour showing my Uncle how to play, coaching him through my hands. I was happy
to have played well and run well during that and happier to share the complexities
of a seemingly simple game with him leaving him commenting on how unaware
he was that there was so much context involved. Grandma's still not a believer tho.
Omaha:

Razz:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418431 90% favorite is what I need these days :)
The trickier Razz hands
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418441 Bringing range merging to razz. Make sure
you have notes before attempting.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418457 Should I have cr 7th?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418466 :)
Good luck!
-ghost
so I headed down to Barnes and Nobles and bought 2 hours of leeching time. I spent
an hour showing my Uncle how to play, coaching him through my hands. I was happy
to have played well and run well during that and happier to share the complexities
of a seemingly simple game with him leaving him commenting on how unaware
he was that there was so much context involved. Grandma's still not a believer tho.
Omaha:

Razz:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418431 90% favorite is what I need these days :)
The trickier Razz hands
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418441 Bringing range merging to razz. Make sure
you have notes before attempting.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418457 Should I have cr 7th?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418466 :)
Good luck!
-ghost
Omaha is still destroying me, and my stoploss discipline needs serious help. I think I'm going
to focus on 1 or two tabling for a bit until I feel like I'm headed in the right direction again.



Razz has kept me alive

These two destroyed me:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418345 The only one I won
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418351 Losing a $300 pot with a set of aces on the river.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418355 WELL PLAYED AGAIN!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418359 Sets sets sets.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418360 Bleh. Decent flop to commit to, but I cant beat this guy.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418362 Trying twice to push the same guy off aces...oops. this one i understand.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418364 This one I dont.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418366 Range merging and losing...bleh.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418368 Bad bluff
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418371 Ahahahahah okay! This was the start of a forgettable 40 mins
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418373 Played horribly but outdrawn all the same
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418374 Flopping the nuts with a flush redraw and losing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418378 Getting it all in with top 2 against dry aces and losing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418379 Losing with a set the very next hand to a gut shot.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418381 Missplayed another hand Flopping the nut fh and getting rivered.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418384 Sigh...
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418387 Game over.
-ghost
to focus on 1 or two tabling for a bit until I feel like I'm headed in the right direction again.



Razz has kept me alive

These two destroyed me:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418345 The only one I won
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418351 Losing a $300 pot with a set of aces on the river.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418355 WELL PLAYED AGAIN!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418359 Sets sets sets.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418360 Bleh. Decent flop to commit to, but I cant beat this guy.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418362 Trying twice to push the same guy off aces...oops. this one i understand.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418364 This one I dont.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418366 Range merging and losing...bleh.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418368 Bad bluff
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418371 Ahahahahah okay! This was the start of a forgettable 40 mins
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418373 Played horribly but outdrawn all the same
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418374 Flopping the nuts with a flush redraw and losing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418378 Getting it all in with top 2 against dry aces and losing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418379 Losing with a set the very next hand to a gut shot.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418381 Missplayed another hand Flopping the nut fh and getting rivered.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418384 Sigh...
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2418387 Game over.
-ghost
HA jokes on me! Omaha kicked my ass today, and Razz was headed in the same direction.

Hands:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371601 3 Bet aa pf and get out flopped and then teased huge on the turn.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371605 Rivered
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371610 Hero read gets rivered
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371617 I flop str8 and floats his gut shot and gets paid off. I'm definitely
folding this if his miracle card doesn't give me a fucking flush draw.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371236 Flop st8 again and get outdrawn.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371631 Flop trips and get runner runnered for the road.
Razz graph:

YAY!!!
Full Tilt Poker Game #5879632834: Table Hollywood - $5/$10 Ante $1 - Limit Razz - 11:31:32 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 3: clb153 ($100)
Seat 4: her ghost ($55)
Seat 6: luckyfish75 ($80.50)
Seat 8: RazzySp00n ($78.50)
clb153 antes $1
her ghost antes $1
luckyfish75 antes $1
RazzySp00n antes $1
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah] [7c]
Dealt to luckyfish75 [Qd]
Dealt to RazzySp00n [8c]
luckyfish75 is high with [Qd]
luckyfish75 brings in for $1.50
RazzySp00n folds
clb153 completes it to $5
her ghost raises to $10
luckyfish75 folds
clb153 calls $5
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c] [Tc]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c] [7h]
clb153 bets $5
her ghost raises to $10
clb153 raises to $15
her ghost calls $5
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c Tc] [Qc]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h] [2h]
clb153 checks
her ghost bets $10
clb153 calls $10
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c Tc Qc] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h 2h] [2s]
clb153 bets $10
her ghost calls $10
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h 2h 2s] [Ad]
clb153 bets $10
her ghost: heheheh another a
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to clb153
clb153 mucks
clb153 wins the pot ($93.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95.50 | Rake $2
Seat 3: clb153 collected ($93.50), mucked
Seat 4: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 6: luckyfish75 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: RazzySp00n folded on 3rd St.
Dunno if I'm done for the day or not...Probably not.gl!
******UPDATED EDIT******
Omaha:

Razz:

more hands to come..
-ghost

Hands:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371601 3 Bet aa pf and get out flopped and then teased huge on the turn.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371605 Rivered
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371610 Hero read gets rivered
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371617 I flop str8 and floats his gut shot and gets paid off. I'm definitely
folding this if his miracle card doesn't give me a fucking flush draw.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371236 Flop st8 again and get outdrawn.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2371631 Flop trips and get runner runnered for the road.
Razz graph:

YAY!!!
Full Tilt Poker Game #5879632834: Table Hollywood - $5/$10 Ante $1 - Limit Razz - 11:31:32 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 3: clb153 ($100)
Seat 4: her ghost ($55)
Seat 6: luckyfish75 ($80.50)
Seat 8: RazzySp00n ($78.50)
clb153 antes $1
her ghost antes $1
luckyfish75 antes $1
RazzySp00n antes $1
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah] [7c]
Dealt to luckyfish75 [Qd]
Dealt to RazzySp00n [8c]
luckyfish75 is high with [Qd]
luckyfish75 brings in for $1.50
RazzySp00n folds
clb153 completes it to $5
her ghost raises to $10
luckyfish75 folds
clb153 calls $5
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c] [Tc]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c] [7h]
clb153 bets $5
her ghost raises to $10
clb153 raises to $15
her ghost calls $5
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c Tc] [Qc]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h] [2h]
clb153 checks
her ghost bets $10
clb153 calls $10
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to clb153 [4c Tc Qc] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h 2h] [2s]
clb153 bets $10
her ghost calls $10
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h Ah 7c 7h 2h 2s] [Ad]
clb153 bets $10
her ghost: heheheh another a
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to clb153
clb153 mucks
clb153 wins the pot ($93.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95.50 | Rake $2
Seat 3: clb153 collected ($93.50), mucked
Seat 4: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 6: luckyfish75 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: RazzySp00n folded on 3rd St.
Dunno if I'm done for the day or not...Probably not.gl!
******UPDATED EDIT******
Omaha:

Razz:

more hands to come..
-ghost
I logged about 6 hours, yet somehow very few hands. I'm kind of taking today to fix my sleep schedule
so I'll forgive myself. I started playing a few tables of Omaha ( the 2 with the highest pot average ) but
both were a lot tighter than i expected so I went straight into 6 tabling, buying in for $60 and leaving around
the $200 mark unless the table was particularly bad. There's a time limit before you're allowed to sit back
at the same tables with less than you've left with so i planned on playing some razz to pass the time, and
stayed there playing a bit higher than I should've, but the tables were great. I didn't run especially well but
the play made it forgivable.
Here's Omaha:

A few of the bigger hands:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369644 Getting paid off with the nut flush. You have no chance of being
bluffed raised, or raised with a worse hand if you do not bet your hands. If I slowplay the majority of
opponents block bet to guage your hand strength vs theirs, and fold to a raise. Some check behind
for pot control, and definitely check behind with a smaller flush if you only c/c the turn. BET BET BET!
it DISGUISES your hand.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369678 Betting top two into repped aces on a f draw board and getting
paid off.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369689 Betting my flopped nut straight and being paid off by overs again.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369696 The only time I dont like leading out is when you KNOW your
opponent pots his aces 100% of the time regardless of how many people are in the pot, and even
then I really prefer just to bet anyhow. I took the passive route this time, but it worked out well.
Here's Razz:

Hands:
Biggest losers:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369713 Draw to 6 in 4 gets 7thed for $300
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369723 Same deal
Biggest winners:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369731 I suck out but get paid off huge on 7th
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369736 Made wheel 3 ways weeeeeeee!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369740 Questionable call outs
FUN! Good luck!
-ghost
so I'll forgive myself. I started playing a few tables of Omaha ( the 2 with the highest pot average ) but
both were a lot tighter than i expected so I went straight into 6 tabling, buying in for $60 and leaving around
the $200 mark unless the table was particularly bad. There's a time limit before you're allowed to sit back
at the same tables with less than you've left with so i planned on playing some razz to pass the time, and
stayed there playing a bit higher than I should've, but the tables were great. I didn't run especially well but
the play made it forgivable.
Here's Omaha:

A few of the bigger hands:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369644 Getting paid off with the nut flush. You have no chance of being
bluffed raised, or raised with a worse hand if you do not bet your hands. If I slowplay the majority of
opponents block bet to guage your hand strength vs theirs, and fold to a raise. Some check behind
for pot control, and definitely check behind with a smaller flush if you only c/c the turn. BET BET BET!
it DISGUISES your hand.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369678 Betting top two into repped aces on a f draw board and getting
paid off.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369689 Betting my flopped nut straight and being paid off by overs again.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369696 The only time I dont like leading out is when you KNOW your
opponent pots his aces 100% of the time regardless of how many people are in the pot, and even
then I really prefer just to bet anyhow. I took the passive route this time, but it worked out well.
Here's Razz:

Hands:
Biggest losers:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369713 Draw to 6 in 4 gets 7thed for $300
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369723 Same deal
Biggest winners:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369731 I suck out but get paid off huge on 7th
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369736 Made wheel 3 ways weeeeeeee!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2369740 Questionable call outs
FUN! Good luck!
-ghost
God I got so backed up. Here's the months Omaha graph. VERY disappointing.
+$1900 ish in tournament winnings
+$150 in tournament tokens
+$256 in T$
+$400 in Rakeback
Razz just beat my ass the last few days and im sure erased all my winnings in that category, however
I just got Stud Poker Tracker so I'll be able to graph that out as well.
I've started to 6 table Omaha without too much strain, but it gets tiring after an hour or so. I think one of
my strengths is hand reading which is something I'm not able to do as well when playing more than
2 or 3 tables, so I'm going to start my sessions 2 or 3 tabling tables with the highest pot average and
branch off from there. I'm hoping to get in about 25k hands of Omaha and maybe 4k Stud. I will try posting
hands from my 2/3 tabling sessions, but I want to be spending more time playing as opposed to sifting
through hand histories. Good luck!
-ghost
+$1900 ish in tournament winnings
+$150 in tournament tokens
+$256 in T$
+$400 in Rakeback
Razz just beat my ass the last few days and im sure erased all my winnings in that category, however
I just got Stud Poker Tracker so I'll be able to graph that out as well.
I've started to 6 table Omaha without too much strain, but it gets tiring after an hour or so. I think one of
my strengths is hand reading which is something I'm not able to do as well when playing more than
2 or 3 tables, so I'm going to start my sessions 2 or 3 tabling tables with the highest pot average and
branch off from there. I'm hoping to get in about 25k hands of Omaha and maybe 4k Stud. I will try posting
hands from my 2/3 tabling sessions, but I want to be spending more time playing as opposed to sifting
through hand histories. Good luck!
-ghost
FUCK!

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294008 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294011 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294017 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294019 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294020 FUCK!
-ghost

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294008 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294011 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294017 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294019 FUCK!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2294020 FUCK!
-ghost
Okay this is the last of it...2 small sessions over 3 days. I played like garbage aside from my
Razz session. No hands, just graph. I think I'm going to buy Poker Tracker Stud so I can
Graph those sessions out as well.

+$300 Razz
-ghost
Razz session. No hands, just graph. I think I'm going to buy Poker Tracker Stud so I can
Graph those sessions out as well.

+$300 Razz
-ghost
Still catching up some. I just now noticed that the last few entries I've posted didn't link to any
particular hand, and I have no clue why!? I'm going to try again and if i can't get it to work...I dunno.
In any case I lost a shitload today, bypassing my stop loss as I was playing two tournaments at
the same time, and thought it would be a poor idea to leave these amazing tables when i could
be making a profit during the earlier portion of my mtts. I was VERY happy with my play in omaha,
but ran terribly. The EV graph below shows that i was down $900 in expectation based on the
percentages of the hands loaded into this graphing program. I started tilting off a bit where the
green line moves farther away from the blue line, and that's when i called it a day.


I've decided to cash out half of my winnings at the end of every week ( provided there are any ). This
should keep my bankroll padded and still provide me with enough incentive to play longer sessions
when running well. These longer sessions should pick up in April when I drop my other job. I ended
down around $600 dollars as I pulled a few decent hands in razz. Let's see if these hands will post.
They were so brutal!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293802 He calls off with top pair and rivers.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293810 Blehhh
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293816 This is when it started getting super annoying
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293827 Tptk + nut flush doesn't improve
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293836 Same deal. Worse odds.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293839 OMG did I win!?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293842 AAHAHAHH dominated much!? No matter. You win!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293844 Another missed flush draw with overs. Didn't make 1
flush.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293846 Bleh
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293852 ASJDHAJHDGJAD WTF!?
These were just a few...It's just more of the same, but i don't want to get carried away if these
hands arent even going to post in the first place. More to come.
-ghost
particular hand, and I have no clue why!? I'm going to try again and if i can't get it to work...I dunno.
In any case I lost a shitload today, bypassing my stop loss as I was playing two tournaments at
the same time, and thought it would be a poor idea to leave these amazing tables when i could
be making a profit during the earlier portion of my mtts. I was VERY happy with my play in omaha,
but ran terribly. The EV graph below shows that i was down $900 in expectation based on the
percentages of the hands loaded into this graphing program. I started tilting off a bit where the
green line moves farther away from the blue line, and that's when i called it a day.


I've decided to cash out half of my winnings at the end of every week ( provided there are any ). This
should keep my bankroll padded and still provide me with enough incentive to play longer sessions
when running well. These longer sessions should pick up in April when I drop my other job. I ended
down around $600 dollars as I pulled a few decent hands in razz. Let's see if these hands will post.
They were so brutal!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293802 He calls off with top pair and rivers.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293810 Blehhh
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293816 This is when it started getting super annoying
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293827 Tptk + nut flush doesn't improve
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293836 Same deal. Worse odds.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293839 OMG did I win!?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293842 AAHAHAHH dominated much!? No matter. You win!
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293844 Another missed flush draw with overs. Didn't make 1
flush.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293846 Bleh
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2293852 ASJDHAJHDGJAD WTF!?
These were just a few...It's just more of the same, but i don't want to get carried away if these
hands arent even going to post in the first place. More to come.
-ghost
I'm a bit behind here...Gonna try and knock out two entries quickly.
Day after razz tourney, I finished high in the 4k horse, busting out on this hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #5627671295: $4,000 Guarantee (42096985), Table 5 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:41:13 ET - 2008/03/14
Seat 2: her ghost (45,158)
Seat 5: CertifiedDon1 (236,868)
Seat 6: loucabratz (43,974)
her ghost antes 1,000
CertifiedDon1 antes 1,000
loucabratz antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah] [Ac]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [5h]
Dealt to loucabratz [Kd]
CertifiedDon1 is low with [5h]
CertifiedDon1 completes it to 6,000
loucabratz folds
her ghost raises to 12,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 18,000
her ghost raises to 24,000
CertifiedDon1 calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac] [9c]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [5h] [Kc]
iStackBooks (Observer): gl
her ghost bets 6,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 12,000
her ghost raises to 18,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 24,000
her ghost calls 2,158, and is all in
CertifiedDon1: gl
CertifiedDon1 shows [7h 3h 5h Kc]
her ghost shows [Qc Ah Ac 9c]
Uncalled bet of 3,842 returned to CertifiedDon1
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c] [3s]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc] [2c]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s] [Jc]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c] [7s]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc] [Td]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s] [3c]
CertifiedDon1 shows [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s 3c] two pair, Sevens and Threes, for high
her ghost shows [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc Td] a pair of Aces, for high
CertifiedDon1 wins the pot (91,316) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
loucabratz has been disconnected
her ghost: gg
her ghost stands up
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 91,316 | Rake 0
Seat 2: her ghost showed [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc Td] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 5: CertifiedDon1 showed [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s 3c] and won (91,316) with HI: two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: loucabratz folded on 3rd St.
I was very very happy with my final table play apart from a mediocre all in at the final table with a little
less than 3k chips during Omaha. I managed to stall out of the blinds and caught back up during the
ante rounds. Third was a little disappointing since Lou and I shared a similar stack ( and seeing as
he busted out the very next hand ), but my hand was a good one to blow out on.


http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281238 Not a bad flop to follow through on with aces even tho I lost
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281259 Kinda fishy but I'll take it
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281268 Losing a $400 pot with a wrap. Really didnt see it getting in on
flop after it was checked.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281287 OOPS I'm crushed
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281315 AA vs KK for $200
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281324 Winning a $300 pot with aa double suited aipf
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281331 Small pot just for reference. This dude was floating flops
all day. cracks my fopped set with a running straight.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281345 Don never has anything but Mitt has my combo draw crushed.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281360 Flopped straight holds
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281367 Damn, Mitt has everything all the time. He flops the nut
straight against my top set in position.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281388 Playing AAA and finding a nice flop to lose on.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281406 Flopping A high flush and getting paid off.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281411 Trips is good for $250
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281421 Playing the passive line.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281433 Wtf am i doing?
How did I come out a winner this session!? I lost a million big pots and did almost all of my
damage without seeing a showdown. I really should have looked over this before playing my
last session. Gonna have to watch my spewing because I'm not hitting draws for shit.gl!
-ghost
Day after razz tourney, I finished high in the 4k horse, busting out on this hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #5627671295: $4,000 Guarantee (42096985), Table 5 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:41:13 ET - 2008/03/14
Seat 2: her ghost (45,158)
Seat 5: CertifiedDon1 (236,868)
Seat 6: loucabratz (43,974)
her ghost antes 1,000
CertifiedDon1 antes 1,000
loucabratz antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah] [Ac]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [5h]
Dealt to loucabratz [Kd]
CertifiedDon1 is low with [5h]
CertifiedDon1 completes it to 6,000
loucabratz folds
her ghost raises to 12,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 18,000
her ghost raises to 24,000
CertifiedDon1 calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac] [9c]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [5h] [Kc]
iStackBooks (Observer): gl
her ghost bets 6,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 12,000
her ghost raises to 18,000
CertifiedDon1 raises to 24,000
her ghost calls 2,158, and is all in
CertifiedDon1: gl
CertifiedDon1 shows [7h 3h 5h Kc]
her ghost shows [Qc Ah Ac 9c]
Uncalled bet of 3,842 returned to CertifiedDon1
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c] [3s]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc] [2c]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s] [Jc]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c] [7s]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc] [Td]
Dealt to CertifiedDon1 [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s] [3c]
CertifiedDon1 shows [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s 3c] two pair, Sevens and Threes, for high
her ghost shows [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc Td] a pair of Aces, for high
CertifiedDon1 wins the pot (91,316) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
loucabratz has been disconnected
her ghost: gg
her ghost stands up
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 91,316 | Rake 0
Seat 2: her ghost showed [Qc Ah Ac 9c 3s Jc Td] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 5: CertifiedDon1 showed [7h 3h 5h Kc 2c 7s 3c] and won (91,316) with HI: two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: loucabratz folded on 3rd St.
I was very very happy with my final table play apart from a mediocre all in at the final table with a little
less than 3k chips during Omaha. I managed to stall out of the blinds and caught back up during the
ante rounds. Third was a little disappointing since Lou and I shared a similar stack ( and seeing as
he busted out the very next hand ), but my hand was a good one to blow out on.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281238
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281259
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281268
flop after it was checked.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281287
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281315
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281324
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281331
all day. cracks my fopped set with a running straight.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281345
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281360
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281367
straight against my top set in position.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281388
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281406
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281411
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281421
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2281433
How did I come out a winner this session!? I lost a million big pots and did almost all of my
damage without seeing a showdown. I really should have looked over this before playing my
last session. Gonna have to watch my spewing because I'm not hitting draws for shit.gl!
-ghost
iStackBooks (Observer): ghost is it mandatory that your heads up opponents have cobra in their name?

This was a struggle. With so many adept players, maximizing an edge turns into such a grind.
Way more ( selective ) far out of position stealing...if that makes any sense. Alot of range merging,
image awareness, timing awareness, thinner value betting. All in all I dont know that I'd pay
the full buy in for this tournament again. The final table was probably the easiest part of the
whole deal, mainly because I ran quite well. Also because the majority of pesky regulars fell
through the cracks.
There was one very VERY lucky hand...In fact a string of 3, that kept me/got me in the game. Given
the position of all three hands I think every play was correct. In the first hand I'm up against the
last low door card to play, someone i know to be semi loose at times, and instead of raising
my low stack he flat calls me. Given my stack size I feel I'm too low not to live or die by this hand.
Lucky me!
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599557572: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 300/600 Ante 50 - Limit Razz - 23:08:58 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,890)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,839)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (4,643)
Seat 5: her ghost (2,045)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,831)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (6,123)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,678)
FLIMSIN antes 50
VBILLER antes 50
Michael Craig antes 50
her ghost antes 50
CALIDOGS antes 50
AmbulanceChaser antes 50
scotyno antes 50
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [Jc]
Dealt to VBILLER [Kh]
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d] [2s]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [9c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c]
Dealt to scotyno [Kd]
VBILLER is high with [Kh]
VBILLER brings in for 100
Michael Craig folds
her ghost completes it to 300
CALIDOGS folds
AmbulanceChaser calls 300
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s] [8c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c] [4c]
AmbulanceChaser bets 300
her ghost raises to 600
AmbulanceChaser raises to 900
her ghost raises to 1,200
AmbulanceChaser calls 300
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c] [Jh]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c 4c] [6h]
AmbulanceChaser bets 600
her ghost: gg
her ghost calls 495, and is all in
AmbulanceChaser shows [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h]
her ghost shows [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh]
Uncalled bet of 105 returned to AmbulanceChaser
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh] [5c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h] [Js]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c] [Ac]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js] [Ah]
AmbulanceChaser shows [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js Ah] 6,5,4,2,A
her ghost shows [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c Ac] 5,4,3,2,A
her ghost wins the pot (4,440) with 5,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,440 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: her ghost showed [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c Ac] and won (4,440) with 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser showed [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js Ah] and lost with 6,5,4,2,A
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
The very next hand is against a FT pro who will try to steal with one low card to go
100% of the time. My hand is ahead of any random hand involving a 2 ( his door card )
66% of the time.
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599567523: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 300/600 Ante 50 - Limit Razz - 23:09:42 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,840)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,689)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (4,593)
Seat 5: her ghost (4,440)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,781)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (4,078)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,628)
FLIMSIN antes 50
VBILLER antes 50
Michael Craig antes 50
her ghost antes 50
CALIDOGS antes 50
AmbulanceChaser antes 50
scotyno antes 50
her ghost: oh sick
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [Jc]
Dealt to VBILLER [6h]
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h] [7s]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [Kd]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [8s]
Dealt to scotyno [Td]
CALIDOGS is high with [Kd]
ClarkAS (Observer): SHIIIIIIPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTT
CALIDOGS brings in for 100
AmbulanceChaser folds
her ghost: sorry duder that was nasty
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN has 15 seconds left to act
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
Michael Craig completes it to 300
her ghost raises to 600
CALIDOGS folds
mobsterious sits down
mobsterious adds 8,713
Michael Craig raises to 900
her ghost calls 300
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c] [9c]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s] [8d]
her ghost bets 300
Michael Craig calls 300
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c 9c] [Js]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s 8d] [Ac]
her ghost bets 600
AmbulanceChaser: nh
Michael Craig calls 600
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c 9c Js] [2s]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s 8d Ac] [Qs]
her ghost bets 600
Michael Craig folds
Uncalled bet of 600 returned to her ghost
her ghost shows [3c 2h 7s 8d Ac Qs] 8,7,3,2,A
her ghost wins the pot (4,050)
The limits are now 400/800 with an ante of 75
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,050 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig folded on 6th St.
Seat 5: her ghost collected (4,050)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
Michael Craig: you were way behind for awhile. <-------LOOOOL even if he has A23 hes behind on 4th
her ghost: you raise 100% of the time there so I'll take my chances.
her ghost: but nh
Michael Craig: cool
Followed conveniently by
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599588773: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 400/800 Ante 75 - Limit Razz - 23:11:21 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,715)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,464)
Seat 3: mobsterious (8,638)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (2,668)
Seat 5: her ghost (6,565)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,556)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (4,653)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,503)
FLIMSIN antes 75
VBILLER antes 75
mobsterious antes 75
Michael Craig antes 75
her ghost antes 75
CALIDOGS antes 75
AmbulanceChaser antes 75
scotyno antes 75
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [5c]
Dealt to VBILLER [7d]
Dealt to mobsterious [Tc]
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h] [3c]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [Ts]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [Ah]
Dealt to scotyno [3h]
CALIDOGS is high with [Ts]
her ghost: but nh
Michael Craig: cool
CALIDOGS has 15 seconds left to act
CALIDOGS brings in for 100
AmbulanceChaser folds
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
mobsterious folds
Michael Craig completes it to 400
her ghost raises to 800
CALIDOGS has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost: gl mike
CALIDOGS folds
Michael Craig calls 400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h] [3d]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c] [7s]
Michael Craig checks
her ghost bets 400
Michael Craig calls 400
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h 3d] [5d]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s] [Ac]
Michael Craig bets 800
her ghost raises to 1,600
Michael Craig calls 593, and is all in
her ghost shows [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac]
Michael Craig shows [9d As 4h 3d 5d]
Uncalled bet of 207 returned to her ghost
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [9d As 4h 3d 5d] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac] [Jc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h] [8s]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc] [4d]
her ghost shows [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc 4d] 6,4,3,2,A
Michael Craig shows [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h 8s] 8,5,4,3,A
her ghost wins the pot (5,886) with 6,4,3,2,A
her ghost: gg as always
Michael Craig stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,886 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: mobsterious folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig showed [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h 8s] and lost with 8,5,4,3,A
Seat 5: her ghost showed [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc 4d] and won (5,886) with 6,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
I ended up playing heads up against cobrakai111, who is one of my oldest poker friends. The whole
tournament was very square...There were maybe 2 spots by him where he folded in steal position
to me ( once good and once "bad" ), and a few times I folded with mediocre hands I might defend
against a steal, but I'm obviously not going out of my way to bust him. I'm very satisfied with how it
was played ethically.
Heads up he managed to pull back from 45k to my 170k to 90k at one point ( BY SUCKING OUT :)
and he asked if we could chop. We agreed on a chop leaving $200 extra in the middle to play over.
This is more of me being a pushover I suppose, but really my friendships are more important to me
than money, and I was happy to share a win with the guy. The $200 extra I pretty much donated to
a few friends who dropped by to offer support ( thanks guys ). So everyones a winnnnar!
"Taking a picture for journal...Write what you want on there"

Damn right I had to get that last line in. Here are a few hands + chat:
her ghost: bobby im sending you 5 because im easy but thats it
her ghost: may as well root for the underdog if hell give more
cobrakai111: i will give nothing
cobrakai111: I would rather buy 5 junior bacon cheeseburgers then give you $5
macomike (Observer): beat this c.unty whore
cobrakai111: maco, i will ship you $500 if I win
dereeekho (Observer): go cobrakai so i don't feel so bad?
( dereeekho told me about the tourney and offered, kindly, to stake me, but hes won enough this month !!! !!! !! ! )
macomike (Observer): the only way ghost can make friends is to buy them
ClarkAS (Observer): the only way maco can see a blue room is when ghost is in it
her ghost: playing me hu is torture its well documented
her ghost: unless youre books...he can fk himself
cobrakai111: im a short stack ninja
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (33,424)
Seat 3: her ghost (179,576)
cobrakai111: even chop?
her ghost: ill send you 5 if you give up
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601206428: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:29:36 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (34,424)
Seat 3: her ghost (178,576)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5d]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h] [4h]
cobrakai111 is high with [5d]
cobrakai111 brings in for 1,500
her ghost completes it to 5,000
cobrakai111 raises to 10,000
her ghost raises to 15,000
her ghost: gl
cobrakai111: whatever gl
WiredAces101 (Observer): lol
cobrakai111 raises to 20,000
her ghost calls 5,000
WiredAces101 (Observer): !!~!!
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5d] [9c]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h] [7s]
1st Class Angel (Observer): nice freindly game
her ghost bets 5,000
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): ooooo
cobrakai111: ugh
cobrakai111 raises to 10,000
her ghost raises to 15,000
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): HOLD
cobrakai111 calls 3,424, and is all in
her ghost shows [5c 6h 4h 7s]
cobrakai111 shows [8h 2c 5d 9c]
Uncalled bet of 1,576 returned to her ghost
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c] [3c]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s] [5s]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c] [4s]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s] [Js]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s] [2d]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js] [6d]
her ghost shows [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js 6d] J,7,6,5,4
cobrakai111 shows [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s 2d] 8,5,4,3,2
cobrakai111 wins the pot (68,848) with 8,5,4,3,2
cobrakai111: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): damn
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68,848 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s 2d] and won (68,848) with 8,5,4,3,2
Seat 3: her ghost showed [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js 6d] and lost with J,7,6,5,4
macomike (Observer): im rooting for ghost now
xNUMIx (Observer): mogan david ( <-----best line !!!????????? )
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601308798: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:40:19 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (74,348)
Seat 3: her ghost (138,652)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h] [4s]
her ghost is high with [4s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
cobrakai111 completes it to 6,000
her ghost raises to 12,000
cobrakai111 raises to 18,000
her ghost raises to 24,000
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c] [Js]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s] [6s]
her ghost bets 6,000
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c Js] [9s]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s 6s] [Kd]
cobrakai111 checks
her ghost bets 12,000
cobrakai111 calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c Js 9s] [Tc]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s 6s Kd] [7d]
cobrakai111 checks
her ghost bets 12,000
cobrakai111: a24
cobrakai111 has 15 seconds left to act
cobrakai111: you didnt have a7 by any chance did you?
cobrakai111 has requested TIME
cobrakai111 folds
Uncalled bet of 12,000 returned to her ghost
her ghost mucks
her ghost wins the pot (86,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 86,000 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 folded on 6th St.
Seat 3: her ghost collected (86,000), mucked
her ghost: sleep on it
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601366729: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:46:18 ET - 2008/03/12
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): brady cobra is very good
ClarkAS (Observer): i said MAIN EVENT
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (18,348)
Seat 3: her ghost (194,652)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Th]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d] [9c]
cobrakai111 is high with [Th]
cobrakai111: ghost is moaning mrytle
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): he made it dis far
cobrakai111 brings in for 2,000
rabbithunt90 (Observer): 5$
rabbithunt90 (Observer): PLEASE
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): but ghost is better
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 6,000
bradybul (Observer): i know that bobby im just taking #$$$
cobrakai111 raises to 12,000
bradybul (Observer): how could he make the final two if he was a donk
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
cobrakai111: oh im a donk
WiredAces101 (Observer): finish him
her ghost has requested TIME
bradybul (Observer): haha
rabbithunt90 (Observer): HEY GHHHHHHHHOOOOSSSSTTTT WILL U LOAN ME 5 PLEASE
cobrakai111: slowrolling me?
her ghost raises to 18,000
cobrakai111 calls 5,348, and is all in
her ghost shows [6s 2d 9c]
cobrakai111 shows [Ac 9s Th]
Uncalled bet of 652 returned to her ghost
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th] [Kd]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c] [9d]
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd] [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d] [8d]
rabbithunt90 (Observer): OR COBRA
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d] [6d]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h] [Jd]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d] [6h]
her ghost shows [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d 6h] a pair of Sixes
cobrakai111 shows [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h Jd] T,9,5,4,A
cobrakai111 wins the pot (36,696) with T,9,5,4,A
cobrakai111: owned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36,696 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h Jd] and won (36,696) with T,9,5,4,A
Seat 3: her ghost showed [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d 6h] and lost with a pair of Sixes
cobrakai111: karma for slowrolling
xNUMIx (Observer): cumback cobra
macomike (Observer): nice slowroll
rabbithunt90 (Observer): HEY COBRA SEND ME 5 PLEASE
cobrakai111: rabbit send me 5 and i'll send you 10
iStackBooks (Observer): me too cobra, please pleeeeeeaaaaaase
iStackBooks (Observer): i just wanna play the ferguson 5 times
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601412989: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:51:11 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (69,392)
Seat 3: her ghost (143,608)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d] [7d]
cobrakai111 is high with [Ts]
cobrakai111 brings in for 2,000
her ghost completes it to 6,000
cobrakai111 calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts] [6d]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d] [4s]
ClarkAS (Observer): hey books i envy you
her ghost bets 6,000
ClarkAS (Observer): for real
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts 6d] [Ad]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s] [8c]
her ghost checks
cobrakai111 bets 12,000
ClarkAS (Observer): been watching you for a while
her ghost raises to 24,000
cobrakai111 raises to 36,000
ClarkAS (Observer): so @#%&ing good
her ghost raises to 48,000
cobrakai111 calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts 6d Ad] [Jc]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c] [Qc]
cobrakai111 bets 8,392, and is all in
her ghost calls 8,392
cobrakai111 shows [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc]
her ghost shows [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc] [8s]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc] [Ks]
cobrakai111 shows [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc 8s] 8,7,6,5,A
her ghost shows [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc Ks] 8,7,5,4,3
her ghost wins the pot (138,784) with 8,7,5,4,3
cobrakai111 stands up
her ghost stands up
her ghost (Observer): gg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 138,784 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc 8s] and lost with 8,7,6,5,A
Seat 3: her ghost showed [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc Ks] and won (138,784) with 8,7,5,4,3
Thanks for the support Clark, Books, Dereeekho, and Cobra. Was fun! gg!
-ghost

This was a struggle. With so many adept players, maximizing an edge turns into such a grind.
Way more ( selective ) far out of position stealing...if that makes any sense. Alot of range merging,
image awareness, timing awareness, thinner value betting. All in all I dont know that I'd pay
the full buy in for this tournament again. The final table was probably the easiest part of the
whole deal, mainly because I ran quite well. Also because the majority of pesky regulars fell
through the cracks.
There was one very VERY lucky hand...In fact a string of 3, that kept me/got me in the game. Given
the position of all three hands I think every play was correct. In the first hand I'm up against the
last low door card to play, someone i know to be semi loose at times, and instead of raising
my low stack he flat calls me. Given my stack size I feel I'm too low not to live or die by this hand.
Lucky me!
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599557572: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 300/600 Ante 50 - Limit Razz - 23:08:58 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,890)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,839)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (4,643)
Seat 5: her ghost (2,045)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,831)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (6,123)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,678)
FLIMSIN antes 50
VBILLER antes 50
Michael Craig antes 50
her ghost antes 50
CALIDOGS antes 50
AmbulanceChaser antes 50
scotyno antes 50
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [Jc]
Dealt to VBILLER [Kh]
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d] [2s]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [9c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c]
Dealt to scotyno [Kd]
VBILLER is high with [Kh]
VBILLER brings in for 100
Michael Craig folds
her ghost completes it to 300
CALIDOGS folds
AmbulanceChaser calls 300
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s] [8c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c] [4c]
AmbulanceChaser bets 300
her ghost raises to 600
AmbulanceChaser raises to 900
her ghost raises to 1,200
AmbulanceChaser calls 300
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c] [Jh]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [2c 4c] [6h]
AmbulanceChaser bets 600
her ghost: gg
her ghost calls 495, and is all in
AmbulanceChaser shows [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h]
her ghost shows [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh]
Uncalled bet of 105 returned to AmbulanceChaser
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh] [5c]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h] [Js]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c] [Ac]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js] [Ah]
AmbulanceChaser shows [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js Ah] 6,5,4,2,A
her ghost shows [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c Ac] 5,4,3,2,A
her ghost wins the pot (4,440) with 5,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,440 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: her ghost showed [4s 3d 2s 8c Jh 5c Ac] and won (4,440) with 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser showed [5h 7h 2c 4c 6h Js Ah] and lost with 6,5,4,2,A
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
The very next hand is against a FT pro who will try to steal with one low card to go
100% of the time. My hand is ahead of any random hand involving a 2 ( his door card )
66% of the time.
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599567523: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 300/600 Ante 50 - Limit Razz - 23:09:42 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,840)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,689)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (4,593)
Seat 5: her ghost (4,440)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,781)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (4,078)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,628)
FLIMSIN antes 50
VBILLER antes 50
Michael Craig antes 50
her ghost antes 50
CALIDOGS antes 50
AmbulanceChaser antes 50
scotyno antes 50
her ghost: oh sick
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [Jc]
Dealt to VBILLER [6h]
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h] [7s]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [Kd]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [8s]
Dealt to scotyno [Td]
CALIDOGS is high with [Kd]
ClarkAS (Observer): SHIIIIIIPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTT
CALIDOGS brings in for 100
AmbulanceChaser folds
her ghost: sorry duder that was nasty
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN has 15 seconds left to act
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
Michael Craig completes it to 300
her ghost raises to 600
CALIDOGS folds
mobsterious sits down
mobsterious adds 8,713
Michael Craig raises to 900
her ghost calls 300
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c] [9c]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s] [8d]
her ghost bets 300
Michael Craig calls 300
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c 9c] [Js]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s 8d] [Ac]
her ghost bets 600
AmbulanceChaser: nh
Michael Craig calls 600
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [2c 9c Js] [2s]
Dealt to her ghost [3c 2h 7s 8d Ac] [Qs]
her ghost bets 600
Michael Craig folds
Uncalled bet of 600 returned to her ghost
her ghost shows [3c 2h 7s 8d Ac Qs] 8,7,3,2,A
her ghost wins the pot (4,050)
The limits are now 400/800 with an ante of 75
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,050 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig folded on 6th St.
Seat 5: her ghost collected (4,050)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
Michael Craig: you were way behind for awhile. <-------LOOOOL even if he has A23 hes behind on 4th
her ghost: you raise 100% of the time there so I'll take my chances.
her ghost: but nh
Michael Craig: cool
Followed conveniently by
Full Tilt Poker Game #5599588773: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 5 - 400/800 Ante 75 - Limit Razz - 23:11:21 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: FLIMSIN (5,715)
Seat 2: VBILLER (4,464)
Seat 3: mobsterious (8,638)
Seat 4: Michael Craig (2,668)
Seat 5: her ghost (6,565)
Seat 6: CALIDOGS (5,556)
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser (4,653)
Seat 8: scotyno (8,503)
FLIMSIN antes 75
VBILLER antes 75
mobsterious antes 75
Michael Craig antes 75
her ghost antes 75
CALIDOGS antes 75
AmbulanceChaser antes 75
scotyno antes 75
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to FLIMSIN [5c]
Dealt to VBILLER [7d]
Dealt to mobsterious [Tc]
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h] [3c]
Dealt to CALIDOGS [Ts]
Dealt to AmbulanceChaser [Ah]
Dealt to scotyno [3h]
CALIDOGS is high with [Ts]
her ghost: but nh
Michael Craig: cool
CALIDOGS has 15 seconds left to act
CALIDOGS brings in for 100
AmbulanceChaser folds
scotyno folds
FLIMSIN folds
VBILLER folds
mobsterious folds
Michael Craig completes it to 400
her ghost raises to 800
CALIDOGS has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost: gl mike
CALIDOGS folds
Michael Craig calls 400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h] [3d]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c] [7s]
Michael Craig checks
her ghost bets 400
Michael Craig calls 400
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [4h 3d] [5d]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s] [Ac]
Michael Craig bets 800
her ghost raises to 1,600
Michael Craig calls 593, and is all in
her ghost shows [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac]
Michael Craig shows [9d As 4h 3d 5d]
Uncalled bet of 207 returned to her ghost
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [9d As 4h 3d 5d] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac] [Jc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to Michael Craig [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h] [8s]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc] [4d]
her ghost shows [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc 4d] 6,4,3,2,A
Michael Craig shows [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h 8s] 8,5,4,3,A
her ghost wins the pot (5,886) with 6,4,3,2,A
her ghost: gg as always
Michael Craig stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,886 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FLIMSIN folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: VBILLER folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: mobsterious folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: Michael Craig showed [9d As 4h 3d 5d 5h 8s] and lost with 8,5,4,3,A
Seat 5: her ghost showed [2d 6h 3c 7s Ac Jc 4d] and won (5,886) with 6,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: CALIDOGS folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: AmbulanceChaser folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: scotyno folded on 3rd St.
I ended up playing heads up against cobrakai111, who is one of my oldest poker friends. The whole
tournament was very square...There were maybe 2 spots by him where he folded in steal position
to me ( once good and once "bad" ), and a few times I folded with mediocre hands I might defend
against a steal, but I'm obviously not going out of my way to bust him. I'm very satisfied with how it
was played ethically.
Heads up he managed to pull back from 45k to my 170k to 90k at one point ( BY SUCKING OUT :)
and he asked if we could chop. We agreed on a chop leaving $200 extra in the middle to play over.
This is more of me being a pushover I suppose, but really my friendships are more important to me
than money, and I was happy to share a win with the guy. The $200 extra I pretty much donated to
a few friends who dropped by to offer support ( thanks guys ). So everyones a winnnnar!
"Taking a picture for journal...Write what you want on there"

Damn right I had to get that last line in. Here are a few hands + chat:
her ghost: bobby im sending you 5 because im easy but thats it
her ghost: may as well root for the underdog if hell give more
cobrakai111: i will give nothing
cobrakai111: I would rather buy 5 junior bacon cheeseburgers then give you $5
macomike (Observer): beat this c.unty whore
cobrakai111: maco, i will ship you $500 if I win
dereeekho (Observer): go cobrakai so i don't feel so bad?
( dereeekho told me about the tourney and offered, kindly, to stake me, but hes won enough this month !!! !!! !! ! )
macomike (Observer): the only way ghost can make friends is to buy them
ClarkAS (Observer): the only way maco can see a blue room is when ghost is in it
her ghost: playing me hu is torture its well documented
her ghost: unless youre books...he can fk himself
cobrakai111: im a short stack ninja
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (33,424)
Seat 3: her ghost (179,576)
cobrakai111: even chop?
her ghost: ill send you 5 if you give up
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601206428: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:29:36 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (34,424)
Seat 3: her ghost (178,576)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5d]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h] [4h]
cobrakai111 is high with [5d]
cobrakai111 brings in for 1,500
her ghost completes it to 5,000
cobrakai111 raises to 10,000
her ghost raises to 15,000
her ghost: gl
cobrakai111: whatever gl
WiredAces101 (Observer): lol
cobrakai111 raises to 20,000
her ghost calls 5,000
WiredAces101 (Observer): !!~!!
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5d] [9c]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h] [7s]
1st Class Angel (Observer): nice freindly game
her ghost bets 5,000
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): ooooo
cobrakai111: ugh
cobrakai111 raises to 10,000
her ghost raises to 15,000
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): HOLD
cobrakai111 calls 3,424, and is all in
her ghost shows [5c 6h 4h 7s]
cobrakai111 shows [8h 2c 5d 9c]
Uncalled bet of 1,576 returned to her ghost
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c] [3c]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s] [5s]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c] [4s]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s] [Js]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s] [2d]
Dealt to her ghost [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js] [6d]
her ghost shows [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js 6d] J,7,6,5,4
cobrakai111 shows [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s 2d] 8,5,4,3,2
cobrakai111 wins the pot (68,848) with 8,5,4,3,2
cobrakai111: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): damn
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68,848 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [8h 2c 5d 9c 3c 4s 2d] and won (68,848) with 8,5,4,3,2
Seat 3: her ghost showed [5c 6h 4h 7s 5s Js 6d] and lost with J,7,6,5,4
macomike (Observer): im rooting for ghost now
xNUMIx (Observer): mogan david ( <-----best line !!!????????? )
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601308798: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:40:19 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (74,348)
Seat 3: her ghost (138,652)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h] [4s]
her ghost is high with [4s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
cobrakai111 completes it to 6,000
her ghost raises to 12,000
cobrakai111 raises to 18,000
her ghost raises to 24,000
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c] [Js]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s] [6s]
her ghost bets 6,000
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c Js] [9s]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s 6s] [Kd]
cobrakai111 checks
her ghost bets 12,000
cobrakai111 calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [4c Js 9s] [Tc]
Dealt to her ghost [2d 7h 4s 6s Kd] [7d]
cobrakai111 checks
her ghost bets 12,000
cobrakai111: a24
cobrakai111 has 15 seconds left to act
cobrakai111: you didnt have a7 by any chance did you?
cobrakai111 has requested TIME
cobrakai111 folds
Uncalled bet of 12,000 returned to her ghost
her ghost mucks
her ghost wins the pot (86,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 86,000 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 folded on 6th St.
Seat 3: her ghost collected (86,000), mucked
her ghost: sleep on it
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601366729: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:46:18 ET - 2008/03/12
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): brady cobra is very good
ClarkAS (Observer): i said MAIN EVENT
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (18,348)
Seat 3: her ghost (194,652)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Th]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d] [9c]
cobrakai111 is high with [Th]
cobrakai111: ghost is moaning mrytle
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): he made it dis far
cobrakai111 brings in for 2,000
rabbithunt90 (Observer): 5$
rabbithunt90 (Observer): PLEASE
BOBBYTRYS (Observer): but ghost is better
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 6,000
bradybul (Observer): i know that bobby im just taking #$$$
cobrakai111 raises to 12,000
bradybul (Observer): how could he make the final two if he was a donk
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
cobrakai111: oh im a donk
WiredAces101 (Observer): finish him
her ghost has requested TIME
bradybul (Observer): haha
rabbithunt90 (Observer): HEY GHHHHHHHHOOOOSSSSTTTT WILL U LOAN ME 5 PLEASE
cobrakai111: slowrolling me?
her ghost raises to 18,000
cobrakai111 calls 5,348, and is all in
her ghost shows [6s 2d 9c]
cobrakai111 shows [Ac 9s Th]
Uncalled bet of 652 returned to her ghost
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th] [Kd]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c] [9d]
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd] [4h]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d] [8d]
rabbithunt90 (Observer): OR COBRA
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h] [5h]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d] [6d]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h] [Jd]
Dealt to her ghost [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d] [6h]
her ghost shows [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d 6h] a pair of Sixes
cobrakai111 shows [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h Jd] T,9,5,4,A
cobrakai111 wins the pot (36,696) with T,9,5,4,A
cobrakai111: owned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36,696 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [Ac 9s Th Kd 4h 5h Jd] and won (36,696) with T,9,5,4,A
Seat 3: her ghost showed [6s 2d 9c 9d 8d 6d 6h] and lost with a pair of Sixes
cobrakai111: karma for slowrolling
xNUMIx (Observer): cumback cobra
macomike (Observer): nice slowroll
rabbithunt90 (Observer): HEY COBRA SEND ME 5 PLEASE
cobrakai111: rabbit send me 5 and i'll send you 10
iStackBooks (Observer): me too cobra, please pleeeeeeaaaaaase
iStackBooks (Observer): i just wanna play the ferguson 5 times
Full Tilt Poker Game #5601412989: $5,000 Guarantee (41885624), Table 4 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Razz - 1:51:11 ET - 2008/03/12
Seat 2: cobrakai111 (69,392)
Seat 3: her ghost (143,608)
cobrakai111 antes 1,000
her ghost antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d] [7d]
cobrakai111 is high with [Ts]
cobrakai111 brings in for 2,000
her ghost completes it to 6,000
cobrakai111 calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts] [6d]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d] [4s]
ClarkAS (Observer): hey books i envy you
her ghost bets 6,000
ClarkAS (Observer): for real
cobrakai111 calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts 6d] [Ad]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s] [8c]
her ghost checks
cobrakai111 bets 12,000
ClarkAS (Observer): been watching you for a while
her ghost raises to 24,000
cobrakai111 raises to 36,000
ClarkAS (Observer): so @#%&ing good
her ghost raises to 48,000
cobrakai111 calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [Ts 6d Ad] [Jc]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c] [Qc]
cobrakai111 bets 8,392, and is all in
her ghost calls 8,392
cobrakai111 shows [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc]
her ghost shows [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cobrakai111 [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc] [8s]
Dealt to her ghost [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc] [Ks]
cobrakai111 shows [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc 8s] 8,7,6,5,A
her ghost shows [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc Ks] 8,7,5,4,3
her ghost wins the pot (138,784) with 8,7,5,4,3
cobrakai111 stands up
her ghost stands up
her ghost (Observer): gg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 138,784 | Rake 0
Seat 2: cobrakai111 showed [5s 7c Ts 6d Ad Jc 8s] and lost with 8,7,6,5,A
Seat 3: her ghost showed [5h 3d 7d 4s 8c Qc Ks] and won (138,784) with 8,7,5,4,3
Thanks for the support Clark, Books, Dereeekho, and Cobra. Was fun! gg!
-ghost
