"Trust I'm not remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is."
Is about where we were before my livejournaling went to shit. For the record, the above statement
wasnt the reason for my lapse as it hadn't been a spectacular month at the time, but it had potential, and I
was expecting to bust out a nice looking graph at the end.
I promptly ran into a brick wall, and began the start of my largest downswing to date. Fortunately I had already
purchased "Laptop Implosion" with my Frequent Player Points along with the velor robe, and the second my
computer sensed my bankroll was in danger she took it to the face, and pulled her own plug for me.
"OPHELIA OPHELIA" I yelled. "DONT LEAVE ME!! I NEED TO RECOUP!!!!"
"Userinit.exe Apllication Error" she mumbled, which I think in computer talk means "I'm dying", or "I'm dead", or
"You can turn me on, but you can't use me".
"But what if I Ctrl+Alt+Del and navigate FTP through Windows Task Manager!?"
The power of the downswing far outweigh the sacrifices made by a protective appliance. It worked, but i felt a
little dirty violating an otherwise functionless device....at first.
I played, ran horrendously, took a few days off, rinse repeat until I fulfilled the prophecy and dropped 35 large
AS SEEN HERE!
At this point I withdrew a sizable portion of my bankroll, and took my aggression out on the Dallas Cowboys,
where my Madden Franchise the "Windy City Niggapleeze" would steamroll to a 98-3 victory. Sister Fister would
have a career day sacking Tony Romo 12 times, with respectable performances also coming from Mamamade
Ubreakfast, Mosquito Vagina, Sassy Manhandler,and Heuvos Verrrrga.
I would play sparingly throughout Aug. and September, still logging on to FTP through Task Manager playing
mainly 15/30-30/60. Final Tabling Razz Ftops contributed an additional 2k to the roll and a tingly warm feeling
from all the support that came from the rail. I wasnt in the mood however to start grindmode again so results
were lackluster, and as follows:
Aug
Sept.
With some help from rakeback, surely.
I'm not sure if I've nailed home the point that, regarding my laptop, nothing else really useful worked anymore
( internet ), and THAT is the reason for my lack of update.
Dropped 35k.
Ophelia is a vegetable.
October update coming soon.
<3 <3 <3 ghost
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is."
Is about where we were before my livejournaling went to shit. For the record, the above statement
wasnt the reason for my lapse as it hadn't been a spectacular month at the time, but it had potential, and I
was expecting to bust out a nice looking graph at the end.
I promptly ran into a brick wall, and began the start of my largest downswing to date. Fortunately I had already
purchased "Laptop Implosion" with my Frequent Player Points along with the velor robe, and the second my
computer sensed my bankroll was in danger she took it to the face, and pulled her own plug for me.
"OPHELIA OPHELIA" I yelled. "DONT LEAVE ME!! I NEED TO RECOUP!!!!"
"Userinit.exe Apllication Error" she mumbled, which I think in computer talk means "I'm dying", or "I'm dead", or
"You can turn me on, but you can't use me".
"But what if I Ctrl+Alt+Del and navigate FTP through Windows Task Manager!?"
The power of the downswing far outweigh the sacrifices made by a protective appliance. It worked, but i felt a
little dirty violating an otherwise functionless device....at first.
I played, ran horrendously, took a few days off, rinse repeat until I fulfilled the prophecy and dropped 35 large
AS SEEN HERE!
At this point I withdrew a sizable portion of my bankroll, and took my aggression out on the Dallas Cowboys,
where my Madden Franchise the "Windy City Niggapleeze" would steamroll to a 98-3 victory. Sister Fister would
have a career day sacking Tony Romo 12 times, with respectable performances also coming from Mamamade
Ubreakfast, Mosquito Vagina, Sassy Manhandler,and Heuvos Verrrrga.
I would play sparingly throughout Aug. and September, still logging on to FTP through Task Manager playing
mainly 15/30-30/60. Final Tabling Razz Ftops contributed an additional 2k to the roll and a tingly warm feeling
from all the support that came from the rail. I wasnt in the mood however to start grindmode again so results
were lackluster, and as follows:
Aug
Sept.
With some help from rakeback, surely.
I'm not sure if I've nailed home the point that, regarding my laptop, nothing else really useful worked anymore
( internet ), and THAT is the reason for my lack of update.
Dropped 35k.
Ophelia is a vegetable.
October update coming soon.
<3 <3 <3 ghost
Generally a lack of update tends to mean the worst right!? Suckers....To be honest I've just
not been in the writing mood. Going from mildly entertaining ( with a strong possibility of not
being entertaining at all ) and uninformative, to being all serious ( with no chance of anyone being
entertained ) and uninformative made me depressed for the handful of people who may read
this, but surely don't now that I've gone all stagnant.
Since I've successfully abandoned another batch of potential readers, nothing seems more fun than
a bland 3am update of last months exploits, minus a fresh recollection of anything that happened
outside of Pokergrapher.
Here's what I remember:
+$22,656 Razz
+ $350 Rakeback
+ $350 Profit Share
+ $100 Mtt Profit
- $300 Profit Share
= $23,156 = Mtts are a waste of time especially when you're not focusing on just the Mtt
thus pissing away money along with value to be had from playing cash. This has been the case
especially in July; watching my once respectable ITM spiral downwards. Trust I'm not
remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is.
-ghost
not been in the writing mood. Going from mildly entertaining ( with a strong possibility of not
being entertaining at all ) and uninformative, to being all serious ( with no chance of anyone being
entertained ) and uninformative made me depressed for the handful of people who may read
this, but surely don't now that I've gone all stagnant.
Since I've successfully abandoned another batch of potential readers, nothing seems more fun than
a bland 3am update of last months exploits, minus a fresh recollection of anything that happened
outside of Pokergrapher.
Here's what I remember:
+$22,656 Razz
+ $350 Rakeback
+ $350 Profit Share
+ $100 Mtt Profit
- $300 Profit Share
= $23,156 = Mtts are a waste of time especially when you're not focusing on just the Mtt
thus pissing away money along with value to be had from playing cash. This has been the case
especially in July; watching my once respectable ITM spiral downwards. Trust I'm not
remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.
Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is.
-ghost
Kinda just wanted to update...Not so much rant. Ran insanely well in stud8 for 2k at 38bb/100 and not well
at all against some really soft razz tables, so im happy overall with the outcome of the last eight days played.
Tay shipped $350 in a profit share and fucking won another 1.8 the next day following the trend of karmic
reimbursement that occurs when someone makes me money ( re: 2 posts back ). Also FT an O8 tourney
before being quartered and then scooped by some station who, of course, proceeded to spew all of my chips
over he next 5 minutes in a manor Rip Taylor would envy.
Effing SWONGS:
-ghost
at all against some really soft razz tables, so im happy overall with the outcome of the last eight days played.
Tay shipped $350 in a profit share and fucking won another 1.8 the next day following the trend of karmic
reimbursement that occurs when someone makes me money ( re: 2 posts back ). Also FT an O8 tourney
before being quartered and then scooped by some station who, of course, proceeded to spew all of my chips
over he next 5 minutes in a manor Rip Taylor would envy.
Effing SWONGS:
-ghost
If I saw you in front of me I'd probably just stand there laughing...for several reasons, but mostly
because I'd just be so delighted to have the opportunity to do so many unspeakable things
I wouldn't know where to start. When I was through laughing I'd punch myself in he face out of sheer
delirium most likely repeatedly until I passed out, thus resulting in you winning once again. You
would leave the location, and show up in the same spot 10 minutes later dressed differently, as you
habitually do online via account switch( I picture you wearing sweaters and Lycra, and changing into
a wet suit or being ignorantly naked, unaware, thinking no one notices ). When I die, and shit myself,
they will say I Wildcat roman numeral two-ed. You are my death turd.
So I cant beat this god fucking awful player to save my life. It's no secret. I used to go over hands, and
force everyone within online proximity to witness them with me, but I've been lazy lately, and am thinking
I *MIGHT* need to adjust some. I know he knows my game well enough, and he's changed some ( him
hitting every 7th has not changed ), but instead of running away from me, as was the past, he's sticking
around. That means the world is not right.
He put a little dent ( mostly with the last 7th St. of th match ) in a moderately successful return back to
50/100 razz. I woke up I think around 11pm on the 2nd and decided if I won a few buy ins at 15/30 I'd
head up there and see what follows, and the rest is ehhh 30 minutes of history with an unknown. I booked
a 1,650 win there and donated $70 to a railbird I promised 5/bb won as clearly I wasn't thinking straight.
Logged some 30/60 the day before and some thousand hands of 8/16 - 20/40 in between resulting in
this graph
Amid my Wildcat number two ass-pounding, I heatered in the Razz 5k before being crippled by
a total moron on the following hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686218836: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 2000/4000 Ante 300 - Limit Razz - 0:41:18 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (18,633)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (33,108)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (1,847)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (71,746)
her ghost antes 300
TheOrginalLP antes 300
HERITAGEM antes 300
crazykid8 antes 300
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h] [6c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [6h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc]
crazykid8 is high with [Qc]
crazykid8 brings in for 600
her ghost completes it to 2,000
TheOrginalLP folds
HERITAGEM calls 1,547, and is all in
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 calls 1,400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c] [8d]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s] [Kd]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc] [7h]
her ghost bets 2,000
crazykid8 calls 2,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d] [Qd]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd] [9s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h] [Td]
her ghost bets 4,000
crazykid8 calls 4,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd] [Kh]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd 9s] [6s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h Td] [5c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd Kh] [4c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 4,000 returned to crazykid8
crazykid8 wins the side pot (20,906)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazykid8 shows [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] T,7,5,4,A
HERITAGEM shows [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] 9,6,5,3,A
HERITAGEM wins the main pot (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,747 Main pot 5,841. Side pot 20,906. | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM showed [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] and won (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
Seat 6: crazykid8 showed [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] and won (20,906) with T,7,5,4,A
iStackBooks (Observer): no fking way
Way, my friend. Then I bust out in proper form ( fittingly enough it's the bring in again )
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686561539: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 3000/6000 Ante 500 - Limit Razz - 1:12:39 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (9,432)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (47,267)
Seat 3: riverknight (10,112)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (52,137)
Seat 5: canibetnow (17,461)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (19,548)
Seat 7: shamrock833 (54,043)
her ghost antes 500
TheOrginalLP antes 500
riverknight antes 500
HERITAGEM antes 500
canibetnow antes 500
crazykid8 antes 500
shamrock833 antes 500
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h] [4c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [Ah]
Dealt to riverknight [8h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [5h]
Dealt to canibetnow [8c]
Dealt to crazykid8 [2s]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d]
shamrock833 is high with [9d]
her ghost has been disconnected
shamrock833 brings in for 1,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has reconnected
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 3,000
TheOrginalLP folds
riverknight folds
HERITAGEM has 15 seconds left to act
HERITAGEM folds
canibetnow folds
crazykid8 folds
shamrock833 calls 2,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c] [5d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d] [3c]
her ghost bets 3,000
ClarkAS (Observer): hold
shamrock833 calls 3,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d] [Jd]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d 3c] [Td]
shamrock833 checks
CUatdaRiva (Observer): congrats dave
her ghost bets 2,932, and is all in
shamrock833 calls 2,932
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd]
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd] [Jh]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td] [Qs]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh] [2d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs] [4s]
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] J,5,4,2,A
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] 9,7,6,4,3
shamrock833 wins the pot (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,364 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] and lost with J,5,4,2,A
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: riverknight folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: canibetnow folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: crazykid8 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: shamrock833 showed [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] and won (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
Ship the frustration.
-ghost
because I'd just be so delighted to have the opportunity to do so many unspeakable things
I wouldn't know where to start. When I was through laughing I'd punch myself in he face out of sheer
delirium most likely repeatedly until I passed out, thus resulting in you winning once again. You
would leave the location, and show up in the same spot 10 minutes later dressed differently, as you
habitually do online via account switch( I picture you wearing sweaters and Lycra, and changing into
a wet suit or being ignorantly naked, unaware, thinking no one notices ). When I die, and shit myself,
they will say I Wildcat roman numeral two-ed. You are my death turd.
So I cant beat this god fucking awful player to save my life. It's no secret. I used to go over hands, and
force everyone within online proximity to witness them with me, but I've been lazy lately, and am thinking
I *MIGHT* need to adjust some. I know he knows my game well enough, and he's changed some ( him
hitting every 7th has not changed ), but instead of running away from me, as was the past, he's sticking
around. That means the world is not right.
He put a little dent ( mostly with the last 7th St. of th match ) in a moderately successful return back to
50/100 razz. I woke up I think around 11pm on the 2nd and decided if I won a few buy ins at 15/30 I'd
head up there and see what follows, and the rest is ehhh 30 minutes of history with an unknown. I booked
a 1,650 win there and donated $70 to a railbird I promised 5/bb won as clearly I wasn't thinking straight.
Logged some 30/60 the day before and some thousand hands of 8/16 - 20/40 in between resulting in
this graph
Amid my Wildcat number two ass-pounding, I heatered in the Razz 5k before being crippled by
a total moron on the following hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686218836: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 2000/4000 Ante 300 - Limit Razz - 0:41:18 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (18,633)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (33,108)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (1,847)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (71,746)
her ghost antes 300
TheOrginalLP antes 300
HERITAGEM antes 300
crazykid8 antes 300
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h] [6c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [6h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc]
crazykid8 is high with [Qc]
crazykid8 brings in for 600
her ghost completes it to 2,000
TheOrginalLP folds
HERITAGEM calls 1,547, and is all in
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 calls 1,400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c] [8d]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s] [Kd]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc] [7h]
her ghost bets 2,000
crazykid8 calls 2,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d] [Qd]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd] [9s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h] [Td]
her ghost bets 4,000
crazykid8 calls 4,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd] [Kh]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd 9s] [6s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h Td] [5c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd Kh] [4c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 4,000 returned to crazykid8
crazykid8 wins the side pot (20,906)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazykid8 shows [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] T,7,5,4,A
HERITAGEM shows [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] 9,6,5,3,A
HERITAGEM wins the main pot (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,747 Main pot 5,841. Side pot 20,906. | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM showed [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] and won (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
Seat 6: crazykid8 showed [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] and won (20,906) with T,7,5,4,A
iStackBooks (Observer): no fking way
Way, my friend. Then I bust out in proper form ( fittingly enough it's the bring in again )
Full Tilt Poker Game #6686561539: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 3000/6000 Ante 500 - Limit Razz - 1:12:39 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (9,432)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (47,267)
Seat 3: riverknight (10,112)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (52,137)
Seat 5: canibetnow (17,461)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (19,548)
Seat 7: shamrock833 (54,043)
her ghost antes 500
TheOrginalLP antes 500
riverknight antes 500
HERITAGEM antes 500
canibetnow antes 500
crazykid8 antes 500
shamrock833 antes 500
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h] [4c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [Ah]
Dealt to riverknight [8h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [5h]
Dealt to canibetnow [8c]
Dealt to crazykid8 [2s]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d]
shamrock833 is high with [9d]
her ghost has been disconnected
shamrock833 brings in for 1,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has reconnected
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 3,000
TheOrginalLP folds
riverknight folds
HERITAGEM has 15 seconds left to act
HERITAGEM folds
canibetnow folds
crazykid8 folds
shamrock833 calls 2,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c] [5d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d] [3c]
her ghost bets 3,000
ClarkAS (Observer): hold
shamrock833 calls 3,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d] [Jd]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d 3c] [Td]
shamrock833 checks
CUatdaRiva (Observer): congrats dave
her ghost bets 2,932, and is all in
shamrock833 calls 2,932
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd]
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd] [Jh]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td] [Qs]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh] [2d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs] [4s]
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] J,5,4,2,A
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] 9,7,6,4,3
shamrock833 wins the pot (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,364 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] and lost with J,5,4,2,A
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: riverknight folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: canibetnow folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: crazykid8 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: shamrock833 showed [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] and won (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
Ship the frustration.
-ghost
Another Ftops has passed, and the pattern hasn't changed remotely. Tons of great starting hands that
connect with nothing, or don't improve, coinciding with fishy tables resulting in the equivalent of a poker
cock-tease. I can't believe I just wrote that. Fortunately for me I have talented friends willing to swap a piece
of action here and there. I'm not familiar with the level of disclosure needed in this instance so we'll call this
player " A gigantic malicious blood thirsty panda who never sleeps unless that's the format required to
destroy everything in its path," or " ' " for short. Basically, apostrophe netted me 3k by being a badass. Way
to go apostrophe! Now he's angry panda-ing everything that gets in his way I think in small part due to
the karma of making my month slightly more tolerable.
Stressful tourney month ended ( they end for me after the mixed games are through ), I bumped into a
cool girl, and hibernated the rest of the month. So if you're looking for results, you've come to the wrong place.
You'll need to scout the large dangerous mammals block of your zoo, and hope they know how to use Poker
Grapher. Also, sorry for the lack of updates.
I think I payed $200 of my own money for all the tournies ( satelliting into the rest ) and have $300 left in
T$ now, so with tourney wins I'll assume I profited $1400 ish in tournaments from my 2 second places
below in total. Sooooo figures are:
Razz $3,500
Profit Share $3,000
MTTs $1,400
Rakeback $1,000
Handouts -200
Limit08 -100
Ftops Sanity - 1,234,234,234,234
After writing off sanity we're at $8,600 on the month. Hot damn!
-ghost
connect with nothing, or don't improve, coinciding with fishy tables resulting in the equivalent of a poker
cock-tease. I can't believe I just wrote that. Fortunately for me I have talented friends willing to swap a piece
of action here and there. I'm not familiar with the level of disclosure needed in this instance so we'll call this
player " A gigantic malicious blood thirsty panda who never sleeps unless that's the format required to
destroy everything in its path," or " ' " for short. Basically, apostrophe netted me 3k by being a badass. Way
to go apostrophe! Now he's angry panda-ing everything that gets in his way I think in small part due to
the karma of making my month slightly more tolerable.
Stressful tourney month ended ( they end for me after the mixed games are through ), I bumped into a
cool girl, and hibernated the rest of the month. So if you're looking for results, you've come to the wrong place.
You'll need to scout the large dangerous mammals block of your zoo, and hope they know how to use Poker
Grapher. Also, sorry for the lack of updates.
I think I payed $200 of my own money for all the tournies ( satelliting into the rest ) and have $300 left in
T$ now, so with tourney wins I'll assume I profited $1400 ish in tournaments from my 2 second places
below in total. Sooooo figures are:
Razz $3,500
Profit Share $3,000
MTTs $1,400
Rakeback $1,000
Handouts -200
Limit08 -100
Ftops Sanity - 1,234,234,234,234
After writing off sanity we're at $8,600 on the month. Hot damn!
-ghost
HAY GURL, how you doin!? I'm goood. It's rainin like a muhfuckka outside, figured I'd pop in an show
y'all niggaz what's hot.
Cash aint doin NOTHIN this month ( Hammen't played foa minute ). It's May and errbody knows May
is all bout the FULL TILT OF POKER SURRIES. Y'all feel me!? So pop the Cris an listen to this.
I am so GOT DAMN TIRED of taking secon place.
"Secon place inna FTOPS event!? That shit pays 40 large! "
Nigga HELL NO! I been practicin the lil ones to get in shape for the big ones, an my black ass cant
catch a mutha fukkin break heads up. Lemme break it down.
So your gurl be crackin the final table. Jus bowlin muhfuckkas over...raisin this an shovin that.
Got my niggas on the rail shoutin an droppin VII's. Fo you know it, it's down to me an this one
fool, CrakkaCountry or some shit, fuck I dont give a fuck. I'm droppin bombs. His face be all swelled
up an he's like " Omg no more. I just want to go back to my family and eat ham sandwiches then
perform missionary intercourse on my wife with most of my clothes on." Don't worry baby, momma
goin make it nice an quick...BAM MOTHA FUKKA what do you THINK about THAT!? Then comes
some BULL SHIT.He raises it up preflop and i see that Ace six keezy keezy. I'm like HOLLA!!!!
We get that shit all in and this is what happens.
Alright alright I can handle this. Momma used to give me similar beats when I used her curlers
without permission. Aint no thang. Few hands later I'm finnin to put this white boy outta his misery.
KT62 double suited, that is a hand that CANT be refuted. I pop that shit from the button, an he calls.
Flop is QT4 spades, an you KNOW I gots me summa them. He donks out for half his stack, an I
shove the rest thinkin black is gonna take me home, but what I saw blew my ass back across the Mississppi.
Gurl I am NOT a violent person, but if I EVER run into CrakkaCountry on the streets i will BEAT him
down 431,160 times until he has an ass full of fours.
Here's that raw shit:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344490892: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:10:52 ET - 2008/05/09
vetiver (Observer): yesss
Seat 5: her ghost (356,790)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (117,210)
CntryBoy posts the small blind of 8,000
her ghost posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy raises to 48,000
her ghost raises to 144,000
CntryBoy calls 69,210, and is all in
her ghost shows [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy shows [9h 6h 9s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 26,790 returned to her ghost
*** FLOP *** [6c 4h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 4h 9c] [4c]
vetiver (Observer): KKKKKK
*** RIVER *** [6c 4h 9c 4c] [Js]
her ghost shows two pair, Kings and Fours, for high
CntryBoy shows a full house, Nines full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (234,420) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): wtf man
ClarkAS (Observer): omfg
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 234,420 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 4h 9c 4c Js]
Seat 5: her ghost (big blind) showed [As Kc 6d Kd] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (small blind) showed [9h 6h 9s Ah] and won (234,420) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Fours
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344493697: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:11:26 ET - 2008/05/09
Seat 5: her ghost (215,580)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (258,420)
her ghost posts the small blind of 8,000
CntryBoy posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [Th 6s Ks 2h]
her ghost raises to 48,000
CntryBoy calls 32,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s Qs]
CntryBoy bets 96,000
her ghost raises to 167,580, and is all in
CntryBoy calls 71,580
her ghost shows [Th 6s Ks 2h]
CntryBoy shows [5s 5h 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s Qs] [5c]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s Qs 5c] [4d]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost shows two pair, Tens and Fours, for high
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
CntryBoy shows a full house, Fives full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (431,160) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost stands up
CntryBoy stands up
ClarkAS (Observer): QRIASFASKASJF
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 431,160 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s Qs 5c 4d]
Seat 5: her ghost (small blind) showed [Th 6s Ks 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (big blind) showed [5s 5h 3d Jh] and won (431,160) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Fours
So secon place again. Third fuckin time in a row. An don't let me get started on my first FTOPS.
Nigga that shit was fouler than a Clarkas analogy.
Meanwhile I won me a seat into Razz an O8 with $200 in Ts to spare. Here's that graff.
-gizzizzost
y'all niggaz what's hot.
Cash aint doin NOTHIN this month ( Hammen't played foa minute ). It's May and errbody knows May
is all bout the FULL TILT OF POKER SURRIES. Y'all feel me!? So pop the Cris an listen to this.
I am so GOT DAMN TIRED of taking secon place.
"Secon place inna FTOPS event!? That shit pays 40 large! "
Nigga HELL NO! I been practicin the lil ones to get in shape for the big ones, an my black ass cant
catch a mutha fukkin break heads up. Lemme break it down.
So your gurl be crackin the final table. Jus bowlin muhfuckkas over...raisin this an shovin that.
Got my niggas on the rail shoutin an droppin VII's. Fo you know it, it's down to me an this one
fool, CrakkaCountry or some shit, fuck I dont give a fuck. I'm droppin bombs. His face be all swelled
up an he's like " Omg no more. I just want to go back to my family and eat ham sandwiches then
perform missionary intercourse on my wife with most of my clothes on." Don't worry baby, momma
goin make it nice an quick...BAM MOTHA FUKKA what do you THINK about THAT!? Then comes
some BULL SHIT.He raises it up preflop and i see that Ace six keezy keezy. I'm like HOLLA!!!!
We get that shit all in and this is what happens.
Alright alright I can handle this. Momma used to give me similar beats when I used her curlers
without permission. Aint no thang. Few hands later I'm finnin to put this white boy outta his misery.
KT62 double suited, that is a hand that CANT be refuted. I pop that shit from the button, an he calls.
Flop is QT4 spades, an you KNOW I gots me summa them. He donks out for half his stack, an I
shove the rest thinkin black is gonna take me home, but what I saw blew my ass back across the Mississppi.
Gurl I am NOT a violent person, but if I EVER run into CrakkaCountry on the streets i will BEAT him
down 431,160 times until he has an ass full of fours.
Here's that raw shit:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344490892: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:10:52 ET - 2008/05/09
vetiver (Observer): yesss
Seat 5: her ghost (356,790)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (117,210)
CntryBoy posts the small blind of 8,000
her ghost posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy raises to 48,000
her ghost raises to 144,000
CntryBoy calls 69,210, and is all in
her ghost shows [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy shows [9h 6h 9s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 26,790 returned to her ghost
*** FLOP *** [6c 4h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 4h 9c] [4c]
vetiver (Observer): KKKKKK
*** RIVER *** [6c 4h 9c 4c] [Js]
her ghost shows two pair, Kings and Fours, for high
CntryBoy shows a full house, Nines full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (234,420) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): wtf man
ClarkAS (Observer): omfg
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 234,420 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 4h 9c 4c Js]
Seat 5: her ghost (big blind) showed [As Kc 6d Kd] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (small blind) showed [9h 6h 9s Ah] and won (234,420) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Fours
Full Tilt Poker Game #6344493697: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:11:26 ET - 2008/05/09
Seat 5: her ghost (215,580)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (258,420)
her ghost posts the small blind of 8,000
CntryBoy posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [Th 6s Ks 2h]
her ghost raises to 48,000
CntryBoy calls 32,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s Qs]
CntryBoy bets 96,000
her ghost raises to 167,580, and is all in
CntryBoy calls 71,580
her ghost shows [Th 6s Ks 2h]
CntryBoy shows [5s 5h 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s Qs] [5c]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s Qs 5c] [4d]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost shows two pair, Tens and Fours, for high
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
CntryBoy shows a full house, Fives full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (431,160) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost stands up
CntryBoy stands up
ClarkAS (Observer): QRIASFASKASJF
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 431,160 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s Qs 5c 4d]
Seat 5: her ghost (small blind) showed [Th 6s Ks 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (big blind) showed [5s 5h 3d Jh] and won (431,160) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Fours
So secon place again. Third fuckin time in a row. An don't let me get started on my first FTOPS.
Nigga that shit was fouler than a Clarkas analogy.
Meanwhile I won me a seat into Razz an O8 with $200 in Ts to spare. Here's that graff.
-gizzizzost
Razz went horribly ( ran bad/played bad ), but i managed to quit before it got out of control. lost 2.5 buy ins and couldnt catch a break. Fortunately tournaments made up the difference. I took 3rd in a ftops sat where MattyDC survived all 7 times he was all in ( including one where he tripled up ) i think 5 or 6 were against me, and went 1-2 in hands where an opponent was all in. Me in this case.
Final tabled the Horse 4k with Cobrakai111 who lost a race on the river busting 4th. My opponent I'm pretty sure was clueless and just raised/called his way to a win. Here are the 3 big hands of the match. The first, given how he played later shouldve been a bet 6th and a check call by me on 7th i suppose but oh well. The last hand I could've picked a better spot but I figured I'd push any small edge before we got to LHE which is my weakest game. Oh well...Maybe ended down 100ish on the day.
1st hand is the hand I played wrong
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267877314: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:37:16 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (98,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (189,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d] [6s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d]
her ghost is low with [6s]
her ghost: vgg
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s] [6c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d] [Jd]
her ghost bets 6,000
Maddox_hold (Observer): gg
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c] [Ac]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d Jd] [Qs]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c Ac] [Jh]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [9d Jd Qs] [7c]
her ghost checks
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost calls 12,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2h 4d 6s 6c Ac Jh] [Qh]
her ghost checks
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has requested TIME
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 12,000 returned to PetrosMiyagi
PetrosMiyagi mucks
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (74,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 74,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi collected (74,000), mucked
2nd Hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267898707: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:40:04 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (82,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (205,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h] [6s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s]
her ghost is low with [6s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s] [6c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s] [5h]
vetiver (Observer): COMEBACK CITY
her ghost bets 6,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c] [5c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s 5h] [Jc]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c 5c] [9d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7s 5h Jc] [4h]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [3s 3h 6s 6c 5c 9d] [9h]
her ghost bets 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 12,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
her ghost shows [9h 3s 6s 6c 5c 9d 3h] two pair, Nines and Sixes, for high
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ad Jd 7s 5h Jc 4h 4c] two pair, Jacks and Fours, for high
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (98,000) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 98,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [9h 3s 6s 6c 5c 9d 3h] and lost with HI: two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi showed [Ad Jd 7s 5h Jc 4h 4c] and won (98,000) with HI: two pair, Jacks and Fours
Last hand
Full Tilt Poker Game #6267906481: $4,000 Guarantee (47023407), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1000 - Limit Stud H/L - 2:41:05 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: her ghost (28,628)
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi (259,372)
her ghost antes 1,000
PetrosMiyagi antes 1,000
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c] [4s]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h]
her ghost is low with [4s]
her ghost brings in for 2,000
PetrosMiyagi completes it to 6,000
her ghost raises to 12,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s] [7c]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h] [Ah]
PetrosMiyagi checks
her ghost bets 6,000
PetrosMiyagi calls 6,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c] [Kh]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [7h Ah] [Qd]
PetrosMiyagi bets 12,000
her ghost calls 9,628, and is all in
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd]
her ghost shows [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh]
Uncalled bet of 2,372 returned to PetrosMiyagi
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh] [3d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd] [5h]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d] [5d]
Dealt to PetrosMiyagi [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h] [8s]
PetrosMiyagi shows [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h 8s] a pair of Eights, for high
her ghost shows [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d 5d] a pair of Fours, for high
PetrosMiyagi wins the pot (57,256) with a pair of Eights
her ghost stands up
PetrosMiyagi stands up
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57,256 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [4h 9c 4s 7c Kh 3d 5d] and lost with HI: a pair of Fours
Seat 4: PetrosMiyagi showed [Ts 8d 7h Ah Qd 5h 8s] and won (57,256) with HI: a pair of Eights
Need to stop taking 2nd in these! Good luck!
-ghost
I stopped posting mainly because I was still multitabling PLO and wasn't into
reviewing those sessions. 5 days back, after playing like shit and running like shit,
I stopped fighting Omaha and focused on Razz ( mostly heads up and shorthanded ).
Still ran like garbage, but did a decent job exploiting poor play by others grinding
up a bit as a result.
I really wanted to make PLO my focus, but razz has been making money so I guess I'm
playing May by ear. I WILL NOT be playing more than 2 tables of Omaha at once next
month unless I'm suddenly feeling amazing about my game ( or playing ultra low limits ).
Here are the month's graphs:
Omaha
BLARGHHHHH EPIC FAIL!
Razz
I'm not sure how i did exactly in tournaments. Same amount of tokens, and the T$ is
essentially invested in a Ftops Razz seat for May...I'll guess maybe up $200 ish overall. so.....
Razz: $7,340
Rakeback: $840
Mtts: $200
- 1,750 PLO
= $6,630
Half way to the month I'd like. Here's to May! GOOD LUCK!
-ghost
reviewing those sessions. 5 days back, after playing like shit and running like shit,
I stopped fighting Omaha and focused on Razz ( mostly heads up and shorthanded ).
Still ran like garbage, but did a decent job exploiting poor play by others grinding
up a bit as a result.
I really wanted to make PLO my focus, but razz has been making money so I guess I'm
playing May by ear. I WILL NOT be playing more than 2 tables of Omaha at once next
month unless I'm suddenly feeling amazing about my game ( or playing ultra low limits ).
Here are the month's graphs:
Omaha
BLARGHHHHH EPIC FAIL!
Razz
I'm not sure how i did exactly in tournaments. Same amount of tokens, and the T$ is
essentially invested in a Ftops Razz seat for May...I'll guess maybe up $200 ish overall. so.....
Razz: $7,340
Rakeback: $840
Mtts: $200
- 1,750 PLO
= $6,630
Half way to the month I'd like. Here's to May! GOOD LUCK!
-ghost
Guess I had it coming.
Time to drop back down.
**updated
-ghost
Time to drop back down.
**updated
-ghost
Pokerhand is going all screwy again so I guess I'll not bother with the hands I've saved. Omaha is just a mindfuck
right now. I'll be thrilled to turn a profit for the month there, and I'll only be 2 tabling it until that time comes.
I really shouldn't bother setting goals for myself since I deviate too often. In this case I feel it's in my best interest
however as Razz has been good to me. Here are the graphs for the last 9 days.
PLO
Razz
Good luck!
- ghost
right now. I'll be thrilled to turn a profit for the month there, and I'll only be 2 tabling it until that time comes.
I really shouldn't bother setting goals for myself since I deviate too often. In this case I feel it's in my best interest
however as Razz has been good to me. Here are the graphs for the last 9 days.
PLO
Razz
Good luck!
- ghost
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