"Trust I'm not remotely as whiny and unsatisfied as I come off here, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel
capable of doing much better.

Since I've cheated by updating with last month's progress halfway through July, I should say
however, that this has NOT proven to be the case thus far...Doing much better, that is."

Is about where we were before my livejournaling went to shit. For the record, the above statement
wasnt the reason for my lapse as it hadn't been a spectacular month at the time, but it had potential, and I
was expecting to bust out a nice looking graph at the end.






I promptly ran into a brick wall, and began the start of my largest downswing to date. Fortunately I had already
purchased "Laptop Implosion" with my Frequent Player Points along with the velor robe, and the second my
computer sensed my bankroll was in danger she took it to the face, and pulled her own plug for me.

"OPHELIA OPHELIA" I yelled. "DONT LEAVE ME!! I NEED TO RECOUP!!!!"

"Userinit.exe Apllication Error" she mumbled, which I think in computer talk means "I'm dying", or "I'm dead", or
"You can turn me on, but you can't use me".

"But what if I Ctrl+Alt+Del and navigate FTP through Windows Task Manager!?"

The power of the downswing far outweigh the sacrifices made by a protective appliance. It worked, but i felt a
little dirty violating an otherwise functionless device....at first.

I played, ran horrendously, took a few days off, rinse repeat until I fulfilled the prophecy and dropped 35 large
AS SEEN HERE!





At this point I withdrew a sizable portion of my bankroll, and took my aggression out on the Dallas Cowboys,
where my Madden Franchise the "Windy City Niggapleeze" would steamroll to a 98-3 victory. Sister Fister would
have a career day sacking Tony Romo 12 times, with respectable performances also coming from Mamamade
Ubreakfast, Mosquito Vagina, Sassy Manhandler,and Heuvos Verrrrga.

I would play sparingly throughout Aug. and September, still logging on to FTP through Task Manager playing
mainly 15/30-30/60. Final Tabling Razz Ftops contributed an additional 2k to the roll and a tingly warm feeling
from all the support that came from the rail. I wasnt in the mood however to start grindmode again so results
were lackluster, and as follows:

Aug



Sept.



With some help from rakeback, surely.

I'm not sure if I've nailed home the point that, regarding my laptop, nothing else really useful worked anymore
( internet ), and THAT is the reason for my lack of update.

Dropped 35k.
Ophelia is a vegetable.
October update coming soon.

<3 <3 <3 ghost