HAY GURL, how you doin!? I'm goood. It's rainin like a muhfuckka outside, figured I'd pop in an show
y'all niggaz what's hot.

Cash aint doin NOTHIN this month ( Hammen't played foa minute ). It's May and errbody knows May
is all bout the FULL TILT OF POKER SURRIES. Y'all feel me!? So pop the Cris an listen to this.

I am so GOT DAMN TIRED of taking secon place.

"Secon place inna FTOPS event!? That shit pays 40 large! "
 
Nigga HELL NO! I been practicin the lil ones to get in shape for the big ones, an my black ass cant
catch a mutha fukkin break heads up. Lemme break it down.

So your gurl be crackin the final table. Jus bowlin muhfuckkas over...raisin this an shovin that.
Got my niggas on the rail shoutin an droppin VII's. Fo you know it, it's down to me an this one
fool, CrakkaCountry or some shit, fuck I dont give a fuck. I'm droppin bombs. His face be all swelled
up an he's like " Omg no more. I just want to go back to my family and eat ham sandwiches then
perform missionary intercourse on my wife with most of my clothes on." Don't worry baby, momma
goin make it nice an quick...BAM MOTHA FUKKA what do you THINK about THAT!? Then comes
some BULL SHIT.He raises it up preflop and i see that Ace six keezy keezy. I'm like HOLLA!!!!
We get that shit all in and this is what happens.



Alright alright  I can handle this. Momma used to give me similar beats when I used her curlers
without permission. Aint no thang. Few hands later I'm finnin to put this white boy outta his misery.
KT62 double suited, that is a hand that CANT be refuted. I pop that shit from the button, an he calls.
Flop is QT4 spades, an you KNOW I gots me summa them. He donks out for half his stack, an I
shove the rest thinkin black is gonna take me home, but what I saw blew my ass back across the Mississppi.



Gurl I am NOT a violent person, but if I EVER run into CrakkaCountry on the streets i will BEAT him
down 431,160 times until he has an ass full of fours.

Here's that raw shit:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6344490892: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:10:52 ET - 2008/05/09
vetiver (Observer): yesss
Seat 5: her ghost (356,790)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (117,210)
CntryBoy posts the small blind of 8,000
her ghost posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy raises to 48,000
her ghost raises to 144,000
CntryBoy calls 69,210, and is all in
her ghost shows [As Kc 6d Kd]
CntryBoy shows [9h 6h 9s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 26,790 returned to her ghost
*** FLOP *** [6c 4h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 4h 9c] [4c]
vetiver (Observer): KKKKKK
*** RIVER *** [6c 4h 9c 4c] [Js]
her ghost shows two pair, Kings and Fours, for high
CntryBoy shows a full house, Nines full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (234,420) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): wtf man
ClarkAS (Observer): omfg
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 234,420 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 4h 9c 4c Js]
Seat 5: her ghost (big blind) showed [As Kc 6d Kd] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (small blind) showed [9h 6h 9s Ah] and won (234,420) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Fours


Full Tilt Poker Game #6344493697: $3,000 Guarantee (48198438), Table 8 - 8000/16000 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 4:11:26 ET - 2008/05/09
Seat 5: her ghost (215,580)
Seat 7: CntryBoy (258,420)
her ghost posts the small blind of 8,000
CntryBoy posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to her ghost [Th 6s Ks 2h]
her ghost raises to 48,000
CntryBoy calls 32,000
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s Qs]
CntryBoy bets 96,000
her ghost raises to 167,580, and is all in
CntryBoy calls 71,580
her ghost shows [Th 6s Ks 2h]
CntryBoy shows [5s 5h 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s Qs] [5c]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s Qs 5c] [4d]
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost shows two pair, Tens and Fours, for high
vetiver (Observer): S
vetiver (Observer): S
CntryBoy shows a full house, Fives full of Fours, for high
CntryBoy wins the pot (431,160) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
vetiver (Observer): S
her ghost stands up
CntryBoy stands up
ClarkAS (Observer): QRIASFASKASJF
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 431,160 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4s Qs 5c 4d]
Seat 5: her ghost (small blind) showed [Th 6s Ks 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: CntryBoy (big blind) showed [5s 5h 3d Jh] and won (431,160) with HI: a full house, Fives full of Fours



So secon place again. Third fuckin time in a row. An don't let me get started on my first FTOPS.
Nigga that shit was fouler than a Clarkas analogy.

Meanwhile I won me a seat into Razz an O8 with $200 in Ts to spare. Here's that graff.



-gizzizzost