If I saw you in front of me I'd probably just stand there laughing...for several reasons, but mostly
because I'd just be so delighted to have the opportunity to do so many unspeakable things
I wouldn't know where to start. When I was through laughing I'd punch myself in he face out of sheer
delirium most likely repeatedly until I passed out, thus resulting in you winning once again. You
would leave the location, and show up in the same spot 10 minutes later dressed differently, as you
habitually do online via account switch( I picture you wearing sweaters and Lycra, and changing into
a wet suit or being ignorantly naked, unaware, thinking no one notices ). When I die, and shit myself,
they will say I Wildcat roman numeral two-ed. You are my death turd.

So I cant beat this god fucking awful player to save my life. It's no secret. I used to go over hands, and
force everyone within online proximity to witness them with me, but I've been lazy lately, and am thinking
I *MIGHT* need to adjust some. I know he knows my game well enough, and he's changed some ( him
hitting every 7th has not changed ), but instead of running away from me, as was the past, he's sticking
around. That means the world is not right.

He put a little dent ( mostly with the last 7th St. of th match ) in a moderately successful return back to
50/100 razz. I woke up I think around 11pm on the 2nd and decided if I won a few buy ins at 15/30 I'd
head up there and see what follows, and the rest is ehhh 30 minutes of history with an unknown. I booked
a 1,650 win there and donated $70 to a railbird I promised 5/bb won as clearly I wasn't thinking straight.

Logged some 30/60 the day before and some thousand hands of 8/16 - 20/40 in between resulting in
this graph



Amid my Wildcat number two ass-pounding, I heatered in the Razz 5k before being crippled by
a total moron on the following hand:


Full Tilt Poker Game #6686218836: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 2000/4000 Ante 300 - Limit Razz - 0:41:18 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (18,633)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (33,108)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (1,847)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (71,746)
her ghost antes 300
TheOrginalLP antes 300
HERITAGEM antes 300
crazykid8 antes 300
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h] [6c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [6h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc]
crazykid8 is high with [Qc]
crazykid8 brings in for 600
her ghost completes it to 2,000
TheOrginalLP folds
HERITAGEM calls 1,547, and is all in
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 calls 1,400
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c] [8d]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s] [Kd]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc] [7h]
her ghost bets 2,000
crazykid8 calls 2,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d] [Qd]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd] [9s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h] [Td]
her ghost bets 4,000
crazykid8 calls 4,000
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd] [Kh]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [3s Kd 9s] [6s]
Dealt to crazykid8 [Qc 7h Td] [5c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost calls 4,000
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [2c 4h 6c 8d Qd Kh] [4c]
crazykid8 has 15 seconds left to act
crazykid8 bets 4,000
her ghost folds
Uncalled bet of 4,000 returned to crazykid8
crazykid8 wins the side pot (20,906)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazykid8 shows [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] T,7,5,4,A
HERITAGEM shows [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] 9,6,5,3,A
HERITAGEM wins the main pot (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,747 Main pot 5,841. Side pot 20,906. | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost folded on 7th St.
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM showed [5s 5d 3s Kd 9s 6s Ac] and won (5,841) with 9,6,5,3,A
Seat 6: crazykid8 showed [5h 4s Qc 7h Td 5c As] and won (20,906) with T,7,5,4,A

iStackBooks (Observer): no fking way

Way, my friend. Then I bust out in proper form ( fittingly enough it's the bring in again )

Full Tilt Poker Game #6686561539: $5,000 Guarantee (50093420), Table 8 - 3000/6000 Ante 500 - Limit Razz - 1:12:39 ET - 2008/06/04
Seat 1: her ghost (9,432)
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP (47,267)
Seat 3: riverknight (10,112)
Seat 4: HERITAGEM (52,137)
Seat 5: canibetnow (17,461)
Seat 6: crazykid8 (19,548)
Seat 7: shamrock833 (54,043)
her ghost antes 500
TheOrginalLP antes 500
riverknight antes 500
HERITAGEM antes 500
canibetnow antes 500
crazykid8 antes 500
shamrock833 antes 500
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h] [4c]
Dealt to TheOrginalLP [Ah]
Dealt to riverknight [8h]
Dealt to HERITAGEM [5h]
Dealt to canibetnow [8c]
Dealt to crazykid8 [2s]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d]
shamrock833 is high with [9d]
her ghost has been disconnected
shamrock833 brings in for 1,000
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost has reconnected
her ghost has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost completes it to 3,000
TheOrginalLP folds
riverknight folds
HERITAGEM has 15 seconds left to act
HERITAGEM folds
canibetnow folds
crazykid8 folds
shamrock833 calls 2,000
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c] [5d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d] [3c]
her ghost bets 3,000
ClarkAS (Observer): hold
shamrock833 calls 3,000
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d] [Jd]
Dealt to shamrock833 [9d 3c] [Td]
shamrock833 checks
CUatdaRiva (Observer): congrats dave
her ghost bets 2,932, and is all in
shamrock833 calls 2,932
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd]
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd] [Jh]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td] [Qs]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to her ghost [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh] [2d]
Dealt to shamrock833 [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs] [4s]
her ghost shows [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] J,5,4,2,A
shamrock833 shows [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] 9,7,6,4,3
shamrock833 wins the pot (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3
her ghost stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,364 | Rake 0
Seat 1: her ghost showed [Ac 2h 4c 5d Jd Jh 2d] and lost with J,5,4,2,A
Seat 2: TheOrginalLP folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: riverknight folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: HERITAGEM folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: canibetnow folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: crazykid8 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: shamrock833 showed [6s 7c 9d 3c Td Qs 4s] and won (21,364) with 9,7,6,4,3

Ship the frustration.

-ghost